Also, I have a very public life, that can be intimidating to some, so you've been warned
Rappers instant Messaging me on Facebook has really upped my street cred
I'm super nice...not creepily
I don't care what people think
I remembered your special day, no matter what it is
Unless you're a big fan of bands that no one else has heard of, then let's talk about Bully & Ex Hex
Or we can both gaze into one another's eyes whilst listening to Leonard Cohen
Or I can tell you why Captain Beefheart was a genius, and you can look at me like I'm crazy
Can I write more than I do, realizing that no...I can't
I see more concerts in a week than some people see in a year
I look tame....I'm not
You're honest with yourself. Example: if you're shaped like a Pop-Tart, don't describe yourself as curvy. I'm not hunky. I know this. I accept this. Accept who you are so we can all live longer
You understand that Straight Men don't take pics of themselves with their friends. I don't remember ever exclaiming to my guy friends, "Lean in so we can capture the moment!"
You don't put a whole lot of stock in the can questions about religion & what not. Religion is a very personal thing. My Dad is Atheist & my Mom is Religious....I fall somewhere in the middle.
Also, if you think that there's actually a "liberal media", we might not get along. All media has a party line they tow, whether it's Liberal or Conservative. We have a media, that's it.
I don't drink, but I'm not a preachy jerk about it. Drink all you want...I'm usually someone's Designated Driver & I know more about wine & alcohol than most bartenders...so don't hold the not drinking against me PLEASE...or do, just leave the bar before me