I'm trying to start an ecig company in Mexico.
YOU- For the love of GOD! Not the drunk chick saying "Hey! What're you doing after work?" (The answer is.....going to go home, masturbate,watch amazon prime, and wish to christ I had met someone with substance!!!!)
Well, since the doctors found a preponderance of midichlorians in my blood, I've been lightsaber training, not to brag but...I'm pretty good. Don't worry ladies! I'm told the "force" isn't contagious!
(this was a really nerdy Star Wars reference. If you got that...you are awesome!)
I'm pretty sure nobody notices my nervous ticks or the backwards glances I frequently make checking to see if the "government" is following me?!
Me: So what do you like?
Her: I like music.
Me: Awesome! Me too! So many women on here hate music!
Me: Ya, but that's great you like it! I mean, what're the odds?!!
Her: For sure!
Bwahahahahha! Think I "peed" a little!
***Don't read this!!! I haven't thought of anything to make it less boring***(Work in progress)
Very diverse.... The big Lebowski---> Hellraiser. Anne of green gables---->x-men 1st class.
Bette Middler--->skinny puppy--the lumineers--> the bodeans-->Pantera
Tempe--->pork adobo--> picckled herring---->cheeseburgers
2.At least one of my lungs
3.The ability to convert oxygen to energy on a cellular level within my body
4.I think we only use 15% of our brain so, I guess I need that. The other 85% is just for "showin off"
5.a central nervous system
Oh, and "Raptor Jesus"!!! (He went extinct for our sins!)
Wouldn't the movie have been funnier that way!?!?!?!
I am pretty proud that I've used my sonic toothbrush for more than brushing my teeth.
Masturbation without any lubricant pisses me off and I can't spit that far!
Or!!! if you have a great joke that could make me lose bladder or bowel control!!!