Zannizoe
33 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
*****I know this sounds ridiculous but this site actually worked and now Im getting married to someone I met on here. The only reason my acct is activated is so I can copy and paste our profiles and conversations because its hilarious and its going on our wedding website.*****
**Ps. nothing is more hilarious then reading your dating profile 3 years later...

I've lived in NYC almost 3 years now... I go between thinking that this place is a wonderland and cursing under my breath on the subway because of my constant lack of personal space.

I've recently gotten a bike which I love. Riding it I had one of those great moments where everything feels right in the world.

Space is a good thing, and Im all about exploring. Ive been to a few places, and Im kinda always daydreaming about the next place Ill go.

I also love breakfast, yet never get up at a reasonable hour to enjoy it. This is why brunch was the best invention ever.

Im from California, where no accent exists. Yes thats right, you sir have the accent.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently teaching art to high school kids in the South Bronx. They should make a reality show about my school. I get all dangerous minds on their ass.
I’m really good at
Thumb war. No seriously, I will embarrass you.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ridiculousness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, His Dark Materials, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, The Great Gatsby, The Bell Jar, Pablo Neruda, Chuck Palahnuik, Nick Hornby, Blindness, Veronica Deserves to Die, Borges, 1984, Animal Farm, Of Mice and Men, Roald Dahl, Calvin and Hobbes, and many many art books...

The Big Lebowski, Fight Club, Thank You for Smoking, When Harry Met Sally, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pulp Fiction, Children of Men, Some Woody Allen (particular about which ones), Hitchcock, The Darjeeling Limited, Ratatouille, The Sword in the Stone, Up, The Life Aquatic, Inception, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Amores Perros, Pan's Labyrinth, Breathless, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Zoolander, The Lord of the Rings, wong kar wai...

Food: Equal Opportunity Lover

Music: The Clash, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Talib Kweli, Mos Def, Lykke Li, Daft Punk, Mano Chau, Buena Vista Social Club.... iono an assortment of stuff...

TV: The Walking Dead....best show on television. Also Beets, bears...and Battlestar Galactica.
The six things I could never do without
1. Brunch
2. The ocean or bodies of water.
3. Art
4. sunshine
5. my camera
6. Good beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dating and how silly it all is. Funny status updates. My next art project. Making up backstories for people on the subway. Life on other planets. The future (and whether or not it will finally be like Back to the Future 2). A book I just read or a movie Ive just seen. Silly Haikus or poems I make up in my head. My next trip.
On a typical Friday night I am
Some combination of karaoke, drinking, dancing, silly banter, playing board games, dinnering, chilling....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Until recently I did not like bacon and olives.
You should message me if
You got your shit together. At least working on it. Hopefully this means you are intelligent.

You consider witty/silly banter one of your more charming assets.
You text back within a reasonable time frame.

A perfect Sunday includes brunch, visiting a museum and some wine in the park. Or we could lay in bed naked all day and watch Netflix.

Dudes just trying to have one night stands can move along please.

You must like big butts and you can not lie. And sexy librarians.

Tea partyers need not apply. Or men who club baby seals. Or litter.
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