42Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a single father, my son is about 8 years old. He is my world.

I'm strong minded, but also flexible and understanding. I'm nice, and sweet, and smart, and caring, and funny...everything ladies say they're looking for.
Supplies are limited, so act now.
All of my pictures are pretty old, I can't seem to find any NEW pictures of my self. I will try to add some new ones soon.

Friends, dating, whatever...I'm easy

I am Creative, Funny, and Caring
What I’m doing with my life
I'm raising my son...oh wait, other stuff, right.

I help people find just the right kind of movie. People come in seeking entertainment for the evening; after analysing their mood, their taste, and a sample of their past "likes and dislikes", I fill their need.

I write and watch a lot of movies. I'm always trying to finish a script or pushing to film one of my stories. Right now a zombie film and a mockumentary.

I work at the greatest video store in the Southwestern United States and love the fact that I need to use for my job.

I'm currently making a documentary about the evolution of home entertainment and how an independant video store survived and outlasted the era of Blockbuster and continues to thive among the Redboxes and Netflix. Fun, slow-going, spare time stuff.

I'm pretty proud of the fact that my 4 year old son has NO idea about Barney and the Teletubbies, but can recognize and name most major comic book superheroes and even knows the real names of Iron Man, Spider-Man, and the Thing. He also LOVES the Aquabats!

Oh, yeah, I'm also eating better and working on getting back into shape.
I’m really good at
I'm uncommonly good at six-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon. Go ahead and try me.

I know A LOT about movies.

I'm funny and always make the evening (or afternoon) fun. I've been compared to Kevin Smith and Jack Black, but told I was less annoying...and not as famous...or rich.

I can cook, kind of.
Oh, and I'm funny. If I say it as a fact, that makes it true, right?
Is that the kind of stuff we put in our profile?
Oh well...too late...its out there now.
If only there were something on this computer that could help me delete that previous statement, because that's just embarasing. (Did I say bear-assing?)
Oh, and I'm open to hiking, camping, parks and the zoo. I don't just hang out indoors all the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I look like Bruce Willis, and Eddie Vedder, and the cowardly lion from the Wizard of OZ, Kevin Smith, and Johnny Depp, but I dont believe any of those, well maybe Kevin Smith.
I'm just a teddy bear.. a manly teddy bear...stuffed with sweet, sweet awesomness!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Clive Barker, Jim Goad, Robert Anton Wilson, Philip K. Dick, Vonnegut, and random funny crap.

Music: New, Heavy, and "Classic" rock, techno, industrial, classical, a little rap and even less country (lets just say some Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, and Patsy Cline never hurt anyone). And, I enjoy classical (Mozart, Chopin, my favorite is Shubert)...hey anybody else remember the Communards? Oh, yeah, and Tenacious D.

Food: I HATE butter, ranch, sour cream, and mayo. Most everything else is ok by me, and I don't mind trying new things. Love chinese, mexican, italian...

Movies: Thats a tough one. I LOVE ALL FILM! Jodorowski, Marx Bros, Star Wars films, Star Trek, Fincher, Arnofsky. Guy Madden, Orson Wells, Fight Club, Tarantino, ]]Robert Rodriguez]], Hitchcock, Peter Brooks, Charlie Kaufman, even Wachowski Bros, Michael Moore (thats right, I like most of his stuff), Del Toro, Peter Jackson (not just LOTR), Raimi (thank you for Dragging Me to Hell), the list goes on and on. Some all time favorites have to be: Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Phantom of the Opera (silent), Holy Mountain, The Last Supper, Tapeheads.
I've worked at video stores and movie theatres for over 15 years.

TV: Mr Show, Lost, BSG (but I'm glad it's over), Dexter, Red Dwarf, Dinner for Five, Venture Bros, Harvey Birdman, Wonder Showzen, Spaced, and anything with "The Chin" Bruce Campbell.
Six things I could never do without
My son.
Um...yeah...pretty much everything else is nagotiable. You want me to break it down to my tv, my dvd player, my dvds, and my son? that's still only four things..oh wait...there's...more...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies, the future, Disneyland, zombies, my son and testing him in the future with the Jedi Trials.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin' with my son, cooking dinner, playing video games or watching cartoons...with my son (I'd hope that would go without saying).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't...smell?...can't...smell?
My sense of smell is not strong and I've been told by many people that I don't give off any kind of strong or unpleasent body all...ever. I tell people "If I start to have B.O., let me know, please", they all agree William Shatner said on his last CD..."it hasn't happened yet."
Also, the past few years has filled my life with too, too much unfortunate loss. Friends, relatives, and pets passing away.
Looking forward to much better times.
You should message me if
You want to spend some quality time with a funny, smart, and caring man. That's right... A MAN!
I'm the new oldfashioned! I'll buy you flowers and hold your door open, then laugh at dirty, offensive jokes on South Park, Family Guy, or old episodes of Mr Show or Wonder Showzen.

I'm not an asshole, but I'm not innocent or dainty either.
I'm cool with having coffee, lunch, dinner, or just online/phone chatting.
The two of us