34 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I am an alcoholic, though a functional one that maintains employment, friendships, and family superbly. With cold logic and biting sarcasm, I was thrust into this world, and through cold logic and biting sarcasm I will probably be forced from it. I have a diverse army of loyal friends that understand the universe and can enjoy reality for what it is. We are creators of art and music; ponderers of the deep and the inane; we are not pleasure seekers, we are pleasure makers. I know historians, scientists, builders, sculptors, artisans, novelists, poets, musicians, and philosophers. I am only some of these, not all. Much of my time is spent reflecting on the human condition. For all of the reasons that I loathed humanity in my youth, I sort of adore it now. Sort of.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the hospitality industry. I'm a bellman. I like that job title; makes me sound like a shitty superhero. I spend my day preforming inane tasks for people that are more than capable of doing for themselves. Oh, and I wear a plastic smile all day. Though sometimes I forget how, and just kind of smirk. I used to write often, but now what comes out seems pedantic. Lines on paper.
I’m really good at
Everything? Nothing? Who knows? I get lost easily, so I am always on an adventure.

Finding everything funny, especially when others don't. Something about people being uncomfortable or offended brings laughter to my life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a tendency to be far too quite, or much too loud. As far as physical features go, my eyes change color. Though you'd have to be around me a few times before you'd notice it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite reads include: Douglas Adams- "the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"; Max Brooks- "the Zombie Survival Guide", "World War Z: an Oral History of the Zombie War"; Philip K. Dick- "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", "Ubik", "the Penultimate Truth"; Parke Godwin- "Waiting for the Galactic Bus", "the Snake Oil Wars"; Stephen King- "the Dark Tower", "It", "the Stand", "Dreamcatcher", "Blackhouse"; George Orwell- "Nineteen Eighty-Four", "Animal Farm"; Chuck Palahniuk- "Fight Club", "Lullaby", "Haunted"; Ayn Rand- "Atlas Shrugged", "Anthem"; Mary Roach- "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers", "Spook: Science Tackles the Afterlife", "Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex"; J. R. R. Tolkien- "the Lord of the Rings", "the Silmarillion", "the Hobbit"; Kurt Vonnegut, Jr- "Slaughterhouse5", "Breakfast of Champions"; ECT.
The poetry and prose of Charles Bukowski are my most consistent choices. His works are amazing. I also read graphic novels such as: Lonewolf and Cub, Watchmen, Sin City, Marvel Zombies.
A short list of movies that I enjoy: 2024, Alien, Aliens, American History X, Army of Darkness, Batman: the Dark Knight, Battle Royal, Bladerunner, Brick, Boondock Saints, Cannibal the Musical, Citizen Kane, Clerks, Clerks II, a Clockwork Orange, Coffee and Cigarettes, Dawn of the Dead, Deathproof, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Event Horizon, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas, Fight Club, Freddy Vs. Jason, Full Metal Jacket, the Hudsucker Proxy, Ironman, Legend, Legends of the Fall, the Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost in Translation, Lucky, Mallrats, My Boyfriend's Back, Night of the Living Dead, Redneck Zombies, a Scanner Darkly, the science of Sleep, the Secret Lives of Alterboys, the Serpent and the Rainbow, the Shawskank Redemption, Starship Troopers, Suicide Club, Super High Me, Thank You for Smoking, Tombstone, Waking Life, Watchmen, the Way of the Gun
Most listened to: Aesop Rock, Anberlin, Asobi Seksu, Atmosphere, the Airborne Toxic Event, the Arcade Fire, Art Brut, the Asteroids Galaxy Tour, Battles, the Beatles, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, Coheed and Cambria, Cold War Kids, Death Cab for Cutie, the Decemberists, Doomtree, Elvis Costello, Flobots, Franz Ferdinand, Hercules and Love Affair, He is Legend, Holy F*ck, HorrorPops, Illogic, I Love You but I've Chosen Darkness, Ima Robot, the Ink Spots, Johnny Cash, Lil' Wayne, Los Campesinos!, Lyrics Born, the Magic Numbers, the Mars Volta, Melodrone, Metric, MF Doom, Modest Mouse, My Morning Jacket, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nightmare of You, Noah and the Whale, One for the Team, Panic at the Disco, Pretty Girls Make Graves, the Prize-fighter Inferno, the Raconteurs, Sage Francais, She Wants Revenge, Shout Out Louds, the Streets, the Submarines, Tchoup Chupacabra, Tim Minchin, Tool, Tom Waits, Vulture Whale, We Are Scientists
Food choices are simple: I eat flesh, and sometimes plant flesh...
The six things I could never do without
I could never do without myself.

Aside from that: coffee, cigarettes, reality, unreality, and...

the word Fuck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The transcontinental migratory patterns of the red breasted warbler, and how it directly effects the mating habits of horseshoe crabs along the eastern sea board.

On a typical Friday night I am
Having a scotch, and reading a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes you can just yell and curse at a problem until it fixes itself...
You should message me if
You find cause to do so, but unless I find you interesting I probably will not message you back.