Hell, I only picked them because "a doctor," "a farmer," and "a lawyer walk into a bar" wouldn't fit.
This profile is under construction and will probably be that way forever, because I'm trying to avoid writing "I'd like to find a nice caring girl who I could be happy with for life," "I don't have any time for liars & head games," "I suck at describing myself," "I love music," "I love to laugh," or any of the other universal profile banalities that really ought to go without saying.
Actually I absolutely HATE music, and laughter, and fun. They totally get in the way of whipping the orphans that mine coal for me.
If you are a stranger, I promise to never ever message you out of the blue with propositions for sex or cybersex.
I am grumpy, dopey, and bashful
I signed up with HandsOn Tampa in February and now I try to get out volunteering whenever there's nothing else going on. While I wait for my next job, I occupy my time with unpaid work. Because I am a PARTY ANIMAL.
Or maybe my eyes.
Books--anything by Terry Pratchett. Also Inherit the Wind, Lord of the Flies, Macbeth, A Separate Peace, and lots of others that I hesitate to include, since I read them all for school and the only thing I still remember from any school book is the phrase "Sucks to your ass-mar."
Movies--Knocked Up, Super Troopers, The Shawshank Redemption, The Incredibles, X-Men
Music--Alexei Zakharov, Sara Bareilles, Reel Big Fish, Suburban Legends, Save Ferris, The Specials, The Toasters, The Planet Smashers, The Aquabats, Less Than Jake, The Expendables, The Ramones, The Offspring, The Beastie Boys, Styx, Van Halen
--trying to decide whether it's better to buy a set of weights and save money & traveling time, or spring for a gym membership and get professional exercise supervision from pretty girls in tight spandex.
--how completely it blows to be a jobless scrub. Not for much longer, thank goodness.
--getting the hell out of here and emigrating to a sane country, someplace where the health care system focuses on healing you rather than taking your money and Howard Beale isn't considered a model of journalistic integrity. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose, and why?
I'm not going to worry too much about finding TWOO WUV here or anything until I've gotten my shit together a little.