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My self-summary
Can't think of three really good adjectives. Hi-ho, hi-ho. Those three fit well enough.

Hell, I only picked them because "a doctor," "a farmer," and "a lawyer walk into a bar" wouldn't fit.

This profile is under construction and will probably be that way forever, because I'm trying to avoid writing "I'd like to find a nice caring girl who I could be happy with for life," "I don't have any time for liars & head games," "I suck at describing myself," "I love music," "I love to laugh," or any of the other universal profile banalities that really ought to go without saying.

Actually I absolutely HATE music, and laughter, and fun. They totally get in the way of whipping the orphans that mine coal for me.

If you are a stranger, I promise to never ever message you out of the blue with propositions for sex or cybersex.

I am grumpy, dopey, and bashful
What I’m doing with my life
Scrabbling for a job in the libertarian economy, and staying alive as humankind continues its drunken dance along the catastrophe curve. In another few weeks I'll be kissing temp work goodbye and starting with the Census, and after that I'm hoping to get an electrician apprenticeship. Not quite a dream job, but it's decent money and I like working with my hands.

I signed up with HandsOn Tampa in February and now I try to get out volunteering whenever there's nothing else going on. While I wait for my next job, I occupy my time with unpaid work. Because I am a PARTY ANIMAL.
The first things people usually notice about me
The raw sexual energy that surges out of me like burning lustful magma, erupting from a volcano of overpowering, all-consuming passion.

Or maybe my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list is about 5% complete.

Books--anything by Terry Pratchett. Also Inherit the Wind, Lord of the Flies, Macbeth, A Separate Peace, and lots of others that I hesitate to include, since I read them all for school and the only thing I still remember from any school book is the phrase "Sucks to your ass-mar."

Movies--Knocked Up, Super Troopers, The Shawshank Redemption, The Incredibles, X-Men

Music--Alexei Zakharov, Sara Bareilles, Reel Big Fish, Suburban Legends, Save Ferris, The Specials, The Toasters, The Planet Smashers, The Aquabats, Less Than Jake, The Expendables, The Ramones, The Offspring, The Beastie Boys, Styx, Van Halen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
--if it'd be a good idea to take cooking classes, dance lessons, or maybe both.
--trying to decide whether it's better to buy a set of weights and save money & traveling time, or spring for a gym membership and get professional exercise supervision from pretty girls in tight spandex.
--how completely it blows to be a jobless scrub. Not for much longer, thank goodness.
--getting the hell out of here and emigrating to a sane country, someplace where the health care system focuses on healing you rather than taking your money and Howard Beale isn't considered a model of journalistic integrity. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you choose, and why?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing in the car. Very loudly, and very badly.
You should message me if
you're bored or lonely and you want someone to talk to.

I'm not going to worry too much about finding TWOO WUV here or anything until I've gotten my shit together a little.