Zippylicious
52Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I'm awesome. Why? Because I said so and you'll just have to find out on your own why. .
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be better every day.
I’m really good at
Bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a large head and am a calm, friendly guy.
Six things I could never do without
1. Questions that try to limit you to six things.
2. Those six unmentioned things.
3. All the other things that I may or may not be aware of that I could never live without.
4. Bad puns.
5. Making out like teenagers in heat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve my life by letting go of attachments and how one could vacuum effectively without attachments.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a tasting room nearby with friends or hanging out with my brother.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I discovered the secret to life. It is...
You should message me if
If you want passion. Pin you up against a wall making out passion...then message me. If you own your womanhood, message me. If you turn heads because you are so fucking sexy...message me.
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