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My self-summary
born and raised new yorker. i laugh a lot. i make art and i love my family. I actually look like my pictures.
What I’m doing with my life
Im an art director at an advertising agency. making sculpture/painting on the side. pretending to be an adult.
I’m really good at
-quoting movies
-making people that don't have a sense of humor uncomfortable
-fixing things
-making friends
-being a wingman
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my hair flipping skills, probably that i'm quick witted?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i watch Family Guy every night before bed.
Breaking bad. Law and Order SVU.
Intervention, i'm addicted. (pun intended)
Broad City. House of Cards.
Mad Men. My life in advertising, minus the pregnancy and the random sex with my bosses.

Music is a hard one... i'm on soundcloud a lot. and Hypem. A lot of 90's hip hop, jazz, 50's/60's girl groups. i like remixes.

I watch a lot of movies. here are some favs.
Heavyweights. The Sandlot. Hook. Coming to America. Trading Places. Step Brothers. Mighty Ducks. Super Troopers. School Ties. Like Crazy. The Shining.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Annie is ok. I mean goddamnit Annie, would you tell us if you're ok?! We asked like 50+ times if you were ok.
On a typical Friday night I am
making trouble. spending more money than i intended. reaaaaally living the dream over here, fellas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When Facebook first came out, I made a fake profile for the singer JoJo. I looked up all her info online and made it seem like I was really her, answering messages about my inspiration for my music, etc. I had infinite friend requests (literally, the infinite symbol was on my friend request number.) AAAAND then I got a message from a paraplegic girl who said I was the reason she was able to get up in the morning. That was when I deleted the account. So fucked up. I'm the worst.
You should message me if
you know what's good for you.
just kidding. but seriously.
The two of us