29 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Petite, fun admin girl - frightfully organised, disarmingly lecherous, love hugs and pets, hates nasty arguments. Doesn't see the point in 'banter' when you could just have outrageous flirting.
What I’m doing with my life
I work to live rather than live to work - my job's OK but mainly it's near my house and has fixed hours! I love the freedom to do what I like with my evenings and weekends, such as frolicking in woods and entertaining myself with awfully cultural pursuits.
I’m really good at
Singing, proof-reading, organising stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really short but disproportionately topheavy in the bosoms department. Hopefully they notice that I'm super-pretty too ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Shakespeare, Wilde, Woolf, Wordsworth... all sorts.
TV/Movies: Joss Whedon
Music: See lastfm profile - username zoecb
Food: Any type of frozen dairy product is the way to my heart.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, cute animals, music, entertainment written by Joss Whedon, ice cream, sex.

Not in any particular order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What plans I can make for my next batch of leisure time - holidays, travels, parties, board games, chilling with box sets, there's room for lots of fun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a pizza and films night! Saturday night is my going out night... Am knackered on a Friday as I work hard all week!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use parts of the online purity test as a to-do list.
You should message me if
- You're kinky / imaginative / sexually adventurous
- You're intelligent
- You're easy-going and don't try to force your opinions on others

Please do not message us if you are a drama-addict, emotionally damaged and not doing anything to make yourself better, or are over-sensitive and offended by everything. Also if you think grammar and spelling aren't important, we're not going to get on.