Zoidacus
31 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm possibly wonderful, I'm possibly terrible. Possibly somewhere in between (we can probably guess which I'm nearer to). I like to talk, I like to listen, I like to watch films, I like to read, I like to try and be funny, I clearly like to say 'like'. I consider myself a good guy and dependable, and fun. Dependable AND fun? Oh yes. Also my hair is possibly more luxurious than my main pic implies. I should probably stop mentioning my hair in this thing. I would say currently I'm an optimist wrapped up in a pessimist coating. Which is a complex position to be in. Or of course I'm just an idiot, the jury's still out. And I know that's probably a really silly thing to put in here, but it's late and well, I'm foolishly trying to get 1000 characters in this thing. Oh I've done it. Then I can consider it a success.
What I’m doing with my life
Work wise - I'm just an office monkey for a 'Media monitoring' company, and if you know what that is, I'll be a little bit surprised. Mostly though I'm watching gfimls and being nerdy about films.
I’m really good at
Organising! I know, not the sexiest introduction but hey, you need tickets looked after - I'm your man. Or finding cinema times. Like a pro. I like trying to be interesting and funny too! 'Trying' perhaps the oprerative word there. My humour can veer wildly from sarcastic, to goofy, to childish to adult. I like to think it means I'm rounded. Maybe I'm good at other stuff too? Oh, tea, I'm definitely ace at making/drinking tea. Definitely not bad at baking. The secret is "all the sugar".
The first things people usually notice about me
My troupe of trained seals rampaging (trained but rampaging is a tricky situation to get to) behind me... um I don't know - I don't know if I'm the one to ask! That I have a beard? Or possibly one of my T-shirts I love so much. You can never have enough nerdy tees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love a lot of cinema, television and food. So EVERYTHING

Except mushrooms and Lars Von Trier. Screw those guys.
The six things I could never do without
Films, my phone - god bless modern technology, moments of silliness, my mp3 on a train, finger puppets, my hands.... And crisps. Sure, that's seven things now, but I'm smuggling the crisps in. Or the hands are in the finger puppets...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stupid things. Dessert. What I'm going to do next. How lovely some people look. Funny cat pics. Will I get a seat on the tube? What's for dinner? Will I ever complete MGS4? Is this profile any good? What will I do to celebrate when I hear of Piers Morgan's inevitable demise, preferably in a hilarious comedy fashion? Occasionally serious things kick in like "oh God, everything is going to pot isn't it?". Those ones are hard to shift.
On a typical Friday night I am
Profile answer - out and about hitting the town with lots of alcohol and shenanigans.

Real answer - watching some crappy film on Netflix and thinking about crisps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I can't help but feel this is a trick question.

I am willing to sacrifice my own dignity for a cheap gag. There, let's go with that.
You should message me if
You're looking for hopefully some fun conversation, potential to meet up, and the chance to watch lots of films! Oh and if you have a little bit of a fun/odd side. You've got to take pleasure in a bit of madness.

And if you like cake. I will provide cake.
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