32Tucson, United States
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My self-summary
I've got my business socks on. Means it's business time.
But I try not to take things too seriously, and to tell you the truth, I would rather be offended than bored. I would also like to fly.
So it's time for adventures with another foxey partner.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin waves. Being dynamic. Expanding my consciousness. Boldly going...

I'm back to living in Tucson after being away for almost six years. It's good to no longer have to think about being cold ever again.
I’m really good at
Vernacular! Lovin'!
I'm good at my job too, which is selling dictionaries door to door. Well, I used to be good at it. Now I'm the best.
Also, chopstickin'. My preferred utensil. Makes me feel refined for some reason. Especially when I wear a monocle and belch loudly. I could catch a fly with them. Given the fly is slow and dumb enough.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get many comments about my voice. Well, maybe not many, but it happens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety."
Isaac Asimov, Foundation

"We got both kinds, country AND western!"

TNG, DS9, and The Simpsons, pre-season 9.

"Let's get dangerous"

"Stonehenge! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and they do live well."

Tacos! Or any ethnic food. Or American food. The spicier the better.
Six things I could never do without
My gold plated house, my rocket car, and my gin and tonic. That's right, only three things. Means I obviously have humble tastes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space travel, dinosaurs. Theoretical physics, cats, interesting places to get busy with a pretty lady, where I want to travel, my ridiculous ambitions, expanding my wardrobe, the feasibility of raising a lion or bengal tiger from birth to keep as a pet.
The circumstances where the exception proves the rule.
My increasing disgust that we are living in a society that values comfort more than decorum.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don my leather pants and leopard print banana hammock, snort a mountain of coke, fire up the GTO, and go fight crime. Or just go get some sushi.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll, like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel.
You should message me if
If you are atypical. You are unique, sweet, and you ride motorcycles. Maybe if you have a cat. Also if you don't take things too seriously.
Bonus if you scuba dive, can cook, and have a trampoline with a pool. Opportunity for other bonus points too, but those are a secret (for now).
The two of us