ZorgIndustries
28 New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
Ik ben een schildpad.

Equal parts filmmaker, punk, biologist, geek, stripper, cosplayer.

Really awful person. Okay with it.

Occasional homewrecker. Though I've never been caught, so zero actual homes have been wrecked so far.
What I’m doing with my life
Adventures. Breaking and entering. Brent Spiner once told me I could rule the world so that's what I intend to do.

I'm an assistant director and occasional model, if that's what you were asking. Most people think ADing just means walking around yelling at people and always getting in G&E's way, which may or may not be too far from the truth.
I’m really good at
Assistant Directing
Makeup
Sewing
Pole dancing
Drawing
Misunderstanding people
The first things people usually notice about me
Mohawk. The wide, wild kind that makes me look like a fancy chicken if it's up or my namesake if it's down (although I'm platinum blonde at the moment so I make a less perfect Zorg than usual). All the suave brodudes in the Walmart used to tell me I had pretty eyes but I think that's because their imaginations were severely limited.

Once you talk to me for any length of time you'll probably realize that I'm not shy and nothing is off limits. I don't get offended or grossed out easily. Just don't cold-call proposition me and we'll probably get on great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dune (and all its prequels/sequels), the Picture of Dorian Gray, Transmetropolitan

Movies: Dune, the Fifth Element, the Last Unicorn, the Shining (more fun to talk about than to watch though)

Shows: Hellsing Ultimate, Fullmetal Alchemist, Star Trek TOS and TNG, Level E, Star Trek Continues, Starship Farragut (fuck yeah fan films), HANNIBAL

Music: Sex Pistols, Social Distortion, Dead Kennedys, Led Zeppelin, ACDC, Kevin Max, Phil Collins (bite me),1920s and 1930s jazz, big band, surf rock because it's the best (if you don't like Misirlou you're wrong), electroswing.

Food: sushi, gyros, pizza, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, nice bloody steak, milk, rice a roni, bacos
The six things I could never do without
physical contact
privacy
flirting
mijn fiets
freedom of thought
a challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I'll ever work again. Cosplay. Sex. Food. Things I've fucked up. Whether I'll end up destitute in my old age. If I'll still be pretty when I'm old. Middle-aged British/Dutch/Austrian (and the rare American) men. And an Albanian or two (trust me). Cool stuff I want to do. My west coast lover with hair that smells like cupcakes. Girls. Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at Hustler subsidizing my film career.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once fell in love with a Mormon. He let me keep one of his special undershirts and I'm still not sure how I should feel about that.
You should message me if
Jij spreekt Nederlands. Ik leer Nederlands. Spreken met mij!

You're an awesome lady who also likes ladies. Dudes, I'm not sure how to advise you. My standards are hella high, try not to take it personally.

A few basic requirements if you want a response:
-More than three words, please.
-Punctuation is sexy.
-Don't call me a pet name. (cutie, gorgeous, baby. Just don't.)
-Don't ask for pictures or camming.
-If you reeeeally have to comment on my appearance, make it original and relevant. And say something else, too. You can tell me I look like Tank Girl. That one's okay.

I also reply to really abysmal messages but just for my own amusement, and I don't pull punches so bad pickup attempts run the risk of merciless trolling. You have been warned. I am not always nice.
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