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My self-summary
I like riding bicycles, playing board games, and trying to do fun things which aren't directly shitty to other people.
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching people to fix bicycles part time, working at Lush the other part of the time, and trying to ride bikes where I can in between.
I’m really good at
reading the ingredients list of biscuits really fast
The first things people usually notice about me
Glitter hopefully, possibly a look of mild confusion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Tao Lin, Miranda July, Chuck Palahniuk, Jean-Paul Sartre, Albert Camus, Steppenwolf, Harry Potter, A Song Of Ice And Fire, and a bunch of other stuff.
Shows: Diners, Drive ins and Dives, Parks n Rec, Bones and a reluctant interest in Geordie Shore.
At the moment I'm enjoying Shura, Taylor Swift, ONSIND, Martha, Andrew Jackson Jihad, I Hate Myself, ♡kitty♡, Focused Minds, Gather, Orchid, Told Slant and vocal trance mixes on youtube.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
sometimes i get distracted thinking about pizza and apple pie and stuff but then I always just eat whatever people give me or what I find in bins cause I'm lazy.

also important stuff like social/political issues but lots of food thoughts too.
On a typical Friday night I am
going to bed early and trying to decide whether fully automated luxury communism or post-civilization primitivism is a better utopian vision.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've fallen off stationary bicycles more times than I have fallen off moving bicycles.
You should message me if
You want to ride bikes, drink coffee, talk inanely about lots of things, perhaps want to play some games or generally are just lovely!
The two of us