_Kyle_78
38Akron, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a musician, lover of the outdoors, and part-time pretend astronaut. I lament the fact that I was born 200 years too late to explore the world and 200 years too early to explore the galaxy, so I opt to explore my mind. It turns out that it's a pretty dangerous place too.

I have conversations with my dog that are probably longer than the ones that I have with people. I love stories, museums, zoos, and outer space. I tend to think of myself as a mix of Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and Mark Wahlberg, minus all of the money, charm, acting talent, and good looks.

INTJ if you care about such things.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for a non-profit homeless shelter. I plan to work here until I make my fortune. Something tells me that I'll be here for a long, long time. But aside from the low pay and stressful situations, there are benefits such as free cookies in the conference room and all of the water you can drink. Oh, and helping people is kinda okay too.
I’m really good at
Fixing things.

Painting walls. Lots of people think that they're good at it. I beg to differ.

Remodeling bathrooms. Well, whole houses really, but I'm especially good at bathrooms. It's what I did for a living once upon a time.

I'm a great friend. They're all really important to me and they can (and have) called me at all hours of the day and night when they need me for something.

My ex-girlfriends would describe my sexual prowess as "Herculean". (Please don't ask my ex-girlfriends for confirmation of this claim.)
The first things people usually notice about me
My chiseled good looks, rock hard abs, baby smooth chest, and my Ferrari.

Or maybe they notice my sarcasm first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lucifer's Hammer, We, Black Hawk Down, Brave New World, The Hitchhiker's Trilogy, World War Z, and anything by Isaac Asimov.

Movies: Labyrinth, Fight Club, Nausicaa, Big Trouble in Little China, Stardust, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and anything with Cary Grant.

Shows: Firefly, Farscape, Battlestar Galactica, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, From the Earth to the Moon, Penny Dreadful, Stranger Things.

Music: Fu Manchu, Karma to Burn, Clutch, Kylesa, Kyuss, Acid Bath, Morphine, Johnny Cash, Queens of the Stone Age, 80's music, Adele. This list could go on for a long time.

Food: Eddie's Cheesesteaks, cashews, almonds, and finely crafted salads. I'm also a big fan of pink lady apples and Louie's hamburgers. I mostly live on chicken wraps and I make the best scrambled eggs (as voted on by me).
Six things I could never do without
Adventure in any form.
Chill time to just relax and veg out.
Good friends and the good times that we have together.
Music that stirs me in some way.
An interesting story in a book, movie, or video game.
A sense of purpose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time dilation, alternate dimensions, and the nature of reality. You know, the usual stuff.

Also, more down to earth stuff like watches, computer parts, and backpacking gear. Vacations that I can take with my dog. How awesome/shitty camping in the winter would be if I had the equipment to do it. Buying a kayak and the logistics of using it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I might be lying on a blanket in a clearing far away from the city lights, waiting for the stars to come out. I might be sitting in a dimly lit bar with a craft beer, waiting for the next band to start playing. Or I might be sitting on my couch watching Netflix, waiting for the laundry to finish drying.
You should message me if
...you want to go backpacking with me and my dog.
...you love museums and want to check one out together.
...you want to help me with the kayak logistical problem.
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