_Matt_B
25 Lake Forest, United States
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My self-summary
Hi! I'm Matt.

I love joking around and have been known to offend up tight people. I'm very outgoing when I want to be and am not afraid to say what's on my mind; "Haters gonna hate" is pretty much my personal motto. I like camping, hiking, bonfires, partying, dubstep, anything space or physics related, and people watching.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working full time as a software developer for a small startup company. I've got a two bedroom condo in Lake Forest where I'm living and I'm trying to get into some game development which is where I'm thinking I'd like my career to go.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Working with kids.
Maintaining the same body weight no matter what I eat.
Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Moon, Gattaca, Fight Club, 50/50, Donnie Darko, Pineapple Express, Get him to the Greek, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, Primer.

Shows: Scrubs, The Daily Show, House, Dexter, Modern Family, Southpark.

Music: Maroon 5, Blink 182, Sum 41, Underoath, Muse, Sick Puppies, Korn, Mutrix, The Killers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Hollywood Undead, Eminem, Dr. Dre, and all things dubstep.
The six things I could never do without
Internet access

The ends of a loaf of bread! Everyone hates on the end pieces. Personally I find them delicious and if you only like the middle then we're probably a perfect match for each other and should run away together into the sunset.

Sarcasm

Soda

Friends and family

Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Overly elaborate pranks to play on my friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to overthrow the queen of England.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once convinced my friend to eat cat food. After that day I gained a new found sense of confidence I'd never had before.
You should message me if
You think we'd be a good match or have a fully stocked refrigerator.
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