_Matt_B
26Lake Forest, United States
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My self-summary
Just your average, overly sarcastic guy in his mid 20's looking for love on the internet; if this isn't the start of a romance novel then I don't what is!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working at my dream job as a software developer programming robots in the automation industry. I also own a condo in Lake Forest and pay all my own bills =D
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and offending others.

Working with kids.

Maintaining the same body weight no matter what I eat.

Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not wearing pants, and this seems to really upset them for some reason... o.0
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Scrubs, House, Dexter, Modern Family, Southpark, Criminal Minds, Rick and Morty, Harmon Quest, Agents of Shield and all those new Marvell shows really.

Music: Muse, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Post Modern Jukebox, Avenged Sevenfold, In Flames, Korn, Mutrix, The Killers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Eminem, and all things dubstep.
Six things I could never do without
Internet access

Sarcasm

The ends of a loaf of bread! Everyone hates on the end pieces. Personally I find them delicious and if you're one of those people that will only eat the middle then we're already a perfect match and should run away together into the sunset.

Cats

Radical Islamic Extremism

Pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How exactly battling Pokemon is different from dog fighting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to overthrow the queen of England.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Absolutely nothing! My secrets are mine! Get your own.
You should message me if
You think we'd be a good match or have a fully stocked refrigerator.
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