25Lake Forest, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Matt and my greatest passion in life is attempting to describe myself to strangers using a limited number of words in a small box that they may or may not read - so this is really a treat for me. I'm a positive, upbeat, and sarcastic person. I love stand up comedy so I watch allot of specials and go to shows whenever I find them. Edgy and dark comedians are my bread and butter. I'm a huge science nerd and am also really into politics despite being fairly moderate. I can't stand pretentious and overly negative people.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working full time as a software developer for a small startup company.

I've got a condo in Lake Forest where I'm living and working.

I like my job but I'm currently trying to get into game development which is where I'd really like to be.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Working with kids.
Maintaining the same body weight no matter what I eat.
Fixing things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Moon, Gattaca, Fight Club, 50/50, Donnie Darko, Pineapple Express, Get him to the Greek, 28 Days Later, The Matrix, Primer.

Shows: Scrubs, The Daily Show, House, Dexter, Modern Family, Southpark, Criminal Minds, Rick and Morty, Harmon Quest, Agents of Shield.

Music: Muse, Maroon 5, Blink 182, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Post Modern Jukebox, Avenged Sevenfold, In Flames, Korn, Mutrix, The Killers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Eminem, and all things dubstep.
Six things I could never do without
Internet access

The ends of a loaf of bread! Everyone hates on the end pieces. Personally I find them delicious and if you're one of those people that only like the middle of the loaf then we're probably a perfect match and should run away together into the sunset.



My friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How exactly battling Pokemon is different from dog fighting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Plotting to overthrow the queen of England.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Absolutely nothing! My secrets are mine! Get your own.
You should message me if
You think we'd be a good match or have a fully stocked refrigerator.
The two of us