26 Virginia Beach, United States
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My self-summary
I am sarcastic and rarely serious, I love to have fun more than worry and stress. The simple pleasures in life do more for me than complicated obligations and responsibilities. I prefer having a few stronger friendships than many friendly acquaintances. I'm rational to a fault. I don't live to work, I definitely work to live. Life isn't all about money but it certainly makes things easier.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing wheelies, lifting weights, achieving enlightenment, and laughing carelessly through it all.

I just adopted the best dog ever. Her name is Luna and she's a 2 year old pit mix. I couldn't be happier with her.
I’m really good at
Quoting movies word for word.

Holding down a conversation.

Bringing in all the groceries in one trip.

Knowing a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to bullshit.

Killing bugs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm super tall. And I have a beard.

I've been told I have a nice smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Tao of Pooh, American Gods, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Movies: The Departed, The Town, Goodfellas, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, This is the End, Superbad, Pain and Gain

Shows: Game of Thrones, True Detective, Breaking Bad, The Wire, The Walking Dead?, Dexter(Well... until season 4 ended.), Eastbound & Down, King of Queens, Bob's Burgers, King of the Hill, Rick & Morty

Music: Eminem, Kendrick, Kanye, Outkast, The Game, 50, TI, Queens of the Stoneage, Tegan and Sara, Benassi Bros, Tool, Jeezy, Cudi, Ludacris, Foo Fighters, Lorde, Them Crooked Vultures, Atreyu, Saosin, Santigold, Silverstein, Blink 182, Smashing Pumpkins, Chet Faker, etc etc. Basically I love any kind of music.

Food: As far as food goes I typically eat pretty clean. Tons of protein shakes and lots and lots of chicken paired with whatever veggie I feel like cooking. I go through a gallon of milk and 18 eggs per like 5 days. I love all food though.
The six things I could never do without
1. A job
2. Motorcycle
3. Gym
4. 100% Whey / Pre Workout
5. Reddit /internet
6. Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and what to do with it.

When will I finally decide that I'm over Virginia and move somewhere completely different?

Riding "The Dragon" in Tennessee this summer.

On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends.
You should message me if
You want to? I really don't take this all that seriously, let's go get a beer.