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My self-summary
"Man seeks woman, must be interested in film, breathing oxygen and converting protein intake into muscle energy."

As for the rest, you'll just have to ask I'm afraid...
I’m really good at
Attracting weirdos whilst on public transport.

Distinguishing between real life and robotic dinosaurs in films. This isn't as easy as it used to be.

Letting my Dad organise travel plans for sporting events abroad and regretting it instantaneously when he phones me with the itinerary. Pretty much descends into a budget version of Planes, Trains and Automobiles every time. My all time favourite being when he uttered the immortal words, "maybe we could just get the sleeper train to Serbia and go from there," when we were trying to get home. To London. From Istanbul.

"Under 'Strengths' you've just put accounts... Umm... Under 'Weaknesses' you've put eczema."
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall with curly hair. I also have a tendency to provoke mixed reactions when dancing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Favourites include; a certain series of books including a wizard (yes, Where's Wally before you ask...), Timewasters Letters, had me cracking up the whole way through. If you like David Thorne I'd recommend this highly. Freakonomics, although anyone who has read this will know I probably shouldn't have admitted to the curly hair... In terms of authors I'd say Sebastian Faulks and Stephen King are high on the list, but I am quite easy going. If I start and it interests me, I will invariably keep reading. As for this year, I am Pilgrim is the best thing I've read so far.

Movies - Shawshank, Good Will Hunting, Spinal Tap, Crash, Godfather, Napoleon Dynamite, Woody Allen, Spielberg, the list goes on...

Shows - The Sopranos (best tv series ever in my view), The Wire (I do a cracking Clay Davis impression), Curb, Dexter, Facejacker, anything that Armando Iannucci has played a part in...

Music/Radio - I'm pretty easy going. For a night out I try to make sure I get in just in time to switch on to BBC Norwich from 04:30 to 07:00. This is a shockingly tedious reference to another show I like, if anyone gets who I'm referring to, you're already off to a good start!
The six things I could never do without
1) Family (in particular, my niece) and Friends;
2) Laughter;
3) Hope;
4) My ability to count....; and
6) Crack, obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I could make my Self-Summary sound more interesting.

Whether being on this site is a direct result of me not forwarding those chain emails when I was at school.

How much it would cost to bring R Kelly's Trapped in the Closet 'Hip-Hopera' to stage and who would play each character, the hardest challenge being Chapter 9.

Why Haribo gummy bears always taste better from a Starmix packet rather than a Golden Bears packet.

David Banner's success rate when he sings 'Play' to a member of the opposite sex.

If it really has been scientifically proven that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

What I would do if, I mean when, I win the Euromillions. Also, how I'd let work know I'd won said Euromillions.

Whether I'll ever witness a rap battle as great as this one: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLQbafBipw
On a typical Friday night I am
Out, making poor life choices. Alternatively, I'll be at home eating my calorie intake for the whole weekend in one sitting watching TV or a film (that poor life choices thing isn't mutually exclusive).
You should message me if
Any of the above provoked some feeling inside you (hatred excluded).

You know (and understand) what a homophone is.

You have an interest in sport.

Your sense of style doesn't involve palm trees and pineapples - this reference is pretty old so congratulations if you get what I'm referring to.