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My self-summary
Born in Paraguay raised in oakland. Enjoying life. Getting paid is a forte.

What I’m doing with my life
Currently working in a restaraunt in Berkeley/ nannying. Back at community college. Pretending I have everything figured out. Also being really really ridiculously good looking? No. :)
I’m really good at
Finding the weirdest parts of YouTube. Random facts that won't make me money. Sleeping. Being clumsy. Overthinking. Breathing. (Lies I'm asthmatic) Listening. Life? Maybe?

Fun things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know but I'm always asked where I'm from

Update: Tits
Second update: "I like your tattoo"
Third update: "Where do you get your nails done?"
Fourth update: "what are you reading?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Currently reading too many books for school but am looking for a new "for pleasure" book to start when I have time. The last ones were Hell's Angels by the lovely Hunter S Thompson and the Sin City series.

Movies: kill bill, most documentaries, lord of the rings, transformers, batman, , musicals,sin city, pans labyrinth, fight club, inception, American pie, Marylyn Monroe movies especially some like it hot, the help,

Tv: Sports, (football, basketball, baseball,hockey ect) a lot of documentaries, I nanny so most of the time I'm watching tv it's a Disney Channel show the girls like.

Music: rap, rock, hip hop, r&b, to name a few.... Tupac, andre nickatina, jay-z, Frank ocean, Alicia keys, tlc, blink-182, old green day, the fratellis, nirvana, the runaways, black sabbath, the ramones, the offspring, terrible 80s hair metal, iron maiden, e-40, beyoncè, Mac dre. Selena will always be my #1.

Food: Mexican food, apparently hot dogs, apples, butterscotch pudding, cheese grits, fried tofu (yes I realize that's weird but it's delicious)
Six things I could never do without
1. Laughing
2. Spanish rice
3. Friends
4. Expression
5. My bed
6. Sex drugs and rock and roll? (minus the drugs)

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whatever my brain leads me too such as how I very much want decorative embroidery of rap lyrics on walls. (update: got one for my birthday!)

Why does this site have an abundance of rock climbers and burning man folk? Why am I paired with these people?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably having a low key night because I work early the next day. That or homework. I know, I know... How boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I watched glee on purpose.
I have a line from Shakespeare tattooed
I have a tattoo for Harry potter
I may or may not have a cat named macaroni (He plays fetch)

Yes you probably have seen me on that one site.

Why do people always put "no" or "I'm on this site" for this section? It clearly says the "most private thing I'm willing to admit" not "tell us your darkest secret"

If you made it this far congratulations you get a gold star
You should message me if
-We can have an adventure
-You like burritos
-We can watch sports and eat bar food
-You can handle the sass

You're either a women in a SnapBack or appreciate where I'm coming from.

You know the beauty that is hot Cheetos and crappy nacho cheese

P.S. I know like 90% of people on this site are here for nakey-time but could we try to come up with something better than you like my tits or the size of your dick? Good Talk Champ.
The two of us