42 Citrus Heights, United States
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My self-summary
I am.

From the old three words thing:
I am sexual, honest, and kind
What I’m doing with my life
No longer looking for a match, found one already. Found him here, in fact. Good luck in your searchings.
I’m really good at
Expanding my profile to 500 words because it says I should in the sidebar. In general I like to follow rules, but not if they don't make sense. I'd say I'm halfway between lawful good and chaotic good. Hmm, that would be neutral good, but that doesn't seem right. Ok, so I strive to be like Mal from Firefly, but I end up more like The Shepherd, only without the God bits. but Is that 500 words yet? Oy, not even close. I guess I could post the whole lorem ipsum thing, but that would be pretty boring. Perhaps I'll continue this later, I'm really good at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm fat, I have purple hair, and I'm kind of shy. If you stick around long enough to see beyond those things though you'll find I'm geeky and pretty sharp, but silly sometimes too. I'm the type of girl who keeps her sex dice with her d20s. There's an e-card that says "If you leave the sexual innuendo door open even the slightest bit, I'll come crashing through it like the Kool Aid man." My closest friends know that sex is pretty much my favorite thing to talk about.
The six things I could never do without
Sex, science, math, the Internet, knowledge, and my favorite vibrator.
You should message me if
You realize I'm not looking for a date or sexual partner, but are interested anyway. If we have a high match percentage I'll be more inclined to say hi back.