31 Bowie, United States
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My self-summary
First, if you have a half naked bathroom mirror picture posted, leave now. You are a grown man and you are not at the beach. . . Put on your clothes sir! Lol.

I dont even know why I am writing here. . . no one reads the profile or cares about the match percentage. Guys just look at the pictures and decide to send a message or not. I can tell because I dont share anything in common with the majority of the guys that message me. lol. We have 73% enemy, we wont do anything but fight & annoy one another.

I don't really know what to say. . . I like to "have fun" & go out just like everyone else. . . I graduated from the University of Maryland, College Park, majored in Economics, and now I work as an Economist for the federal government. Just know that it means I crunch numbers & write programs... specifically about the labor force.

I am shy so I don't pursue men. My type of guy is assertive, and I imagine if a guy is interested he will make the first move and plan the first date. . . call me old-fashioned.
What I’m doing with my life
working in my dream job
I’m really good at
-math, specifically calc, algebra, & geometry... I tutor when I muster the patience. lol.
-discussing economics
-logical thinking
-I am the best driver you don't know... like seriously. I often wonder if I could have a career as a getaway or stunt driver. Lol.
Thats all I really know that I am good at. lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my smile & my height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Their eyes were watching God, brown girl brownstones, the stinky cheeseman. . . Joking. . . Only a little, but sunshine economics & sister citizen. I hate Zane books, that thirsty 50 shades nonsense & the like.

movies: sixth sense, the lion king, saw I-IV, thumbellina, the hangover, a beautiful mind, the other boleyn girl, a league of their own, Ocean's 11, and peter pan (the play). . .But in general, i prefer suspense/thrillers and comedies. The only romantic comedy i liked was the break up.

music: a lot of stuff, but my all time favorites are erykah badu, common, marvin gaye, kanye west, frankie beverly & maze, the roots & N.E.R.D.

Shows: family guy, the daily show, futurama, king of the hill, american dad, game of thrones, scandal, nurse jackie, the borgias, and I recently discovered homeland!

food: chicken & dumplings, macaroni & cheese, grilled chicken, and shrimp
The six things I could never do without
-mentally stimulating discussions
-my passport
-respect... in no particular order. Lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
religion, politics, & why so many people had kids with people they didn't intend to spend the rest of their lives with.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out with my friends and/or watching bill maher.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do not have any secrets. I am pretty much an open book. I am a proud virgin, and I will be such until I get married.

I hate one-word messages. Few things annoy me like "hi" or "wyd".

Please don't ask me what I like to do for fun. I do what normal people do. Lol. I hate canned generic questions.

I'm really really shy... and no one that knows me believes it because when I am nervous or uncomfortable, I talk.

Lastly, your kids... your problem. *serious face* wrap it up before you lay it down.
You should message me if
1) can muster up more convo than just "k" "wyd" & "true"
2) don't have "casual sex" under what you are interested in.
3) aren't bitter or creepy or crazy.
4) dont have a half naked mirror picture up.
5) live in the united states.
6) actually read my page.