29 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
Swears like Amy Schumer
Puns like your dad
Uses emojis like your mom
Uses your mom like emojis
What I’m doing with my life
Freelance copywriting, waiting tables. Studying creative writing in grad school so you know my future is gonna be super lucrative. Currently working on a short story collection and the first draft of a novel.

I also quit smoking and I'm hella proud of that.
I’m really good at
I am better than average at bowling.

Remembering one liners.

Giving advice with elaborate yet strangely accurate analogies.
The first things people usually notice about me
People ask me about my tattoos a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Haruki Murakami, Chuck Klosterman, Toni Morrison, Don DeLillo, Flannery O' Connor, Roberto Balano's Amulet is incredible, Bukowski prose and poetry, The Corrections, The Sea Came in at Midnight, Jonathan Safran Foer's. Many more. I read a lot of short story anthologies as well.

shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Girls, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Chopped.

Music: 50's-60's pop, 70's punk, 90's rap and Elliott Smith

movies: Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Good Will Hunting, Wet, Hot, American Summer, The Baxter, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Melancholia, Coen Bros, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future trilogy, Wayne's World, Stanley Kubrick, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Dead Poets Society, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Let The Right One In(Swedish)

Food: duh I eat it like pretty much every day
The six things I could never do without
I'll answer this as soon as I find out if Hall and Oates is one thing or two things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, fiction, jokes, how to make a dope ass life, what I should make a podcast about, how does one successfully snap chat?
You should message me if
It's not a requirement but I love dimples. And laughing. So if you are a dimpled funny person that would be awesome.

Please don't be gross. Be a cool guy. You can do it.