Swears like Amy Schumer
Puns like your dad
Uses emojis like your mom
Uses your mom like emojis
I also quit smoking and I'm hella proud of that.
Remembering one liners.
Giving advice with elaborate yet strangely accurate analogies.
shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Girls, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks & Geeks, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Six Feet Under, Chopped.
Music: 50's-60's pop, 70's punk, 90's rap and Elliott Smith
movies: Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Good Will Hunting, Wet, Hot, American Summer, The Baxter, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Melancholia, Coen Bros, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future trilogy, Wayne's World, Stanley Kubrick, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Dead Poets Society, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Let The Right One In(Swedish)
Food: duh I eat it like pretty much every day
Please don't be gross. Be a cool guy. You can do it.