28Trenton, United States
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My self-summary
Well. As indicated by my three word blurb, I'm quite the extrovert. I also get down with high fives and Disney movies, and raspberries (not the kind you eat). I embrace silliness in any form. (wanna hear a dirty joke? a pig fell in the mud. wanna hear a clean one? the pig took a shower.) I will read anything I can latch myself to, and routinely refer to my current book as my current love affair, if that gives a general idea of how much of a bibliophile I am. I love long walks in the middle of the night in dark places, and I usually end up sprawled on the grass for some impromptu stargazing. I'm into alternative lifestyles, namely of a sexual bent, so anyone looking for instant monogamy should pass me by. I'm looking for a friend I can get naked with comfortably (both as a nudist and a lover) without sacrificing respect, and I don't settle. I also don't judge, which means feel free to chat me up. I'll speak to anyone who doesn't type in all capitals, hah.

I am accepting, outgoing, and dorky
What I’m doing with my life
Bartending. I work at two bars, and I'm pretty confident that I just scored a third position at a restaurant. Rent is effin' expensive...
I’m really good at
Everything I try. No, I'm kidding. That's kind of an obnoxious statement, eh? I'm good at listening, and helping people see things from another perspective. I'm also good at bringing people together, though not romantically. I have a green thumb, and pets and kids of all types seem to adore me, so I suppose that's something I'm good at. I think I might be selling myself short here, but I'm drawing blanks so...
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that I'm sickeningly friendly. And sweet. Then the tattoos and piercings get noticed, and confusion abounds. Also that I am very comfortable in my skin, and open to talking about any number of topics.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book -- The Jester by James Patterson
Movie -- City of God
Music -- The Mars Volta, or At the Drive - In. I'm also a huge Zepplin fan, and anything classic rock. Can get down with club music, and some rap, but not that gangster crap.
Six things I could never do without
My dogs. My bed. Milk. Books. Chocolate. The last one is illegal, so I'll not incriminate myself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Also karma, and my relationships with the people in my life. Silly things - like what if boobs grew inward, instead of outward? and how the differences in genitalia between men and women are pretty much symbols for the differences between men and women.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having crowd of friends over for a relaxing round of drinking games and silliness. Some times we play The Vagina Game, but always there is a plethora of laughing and smiles. As long as that last part is there, I don't particularly care what else goes on. PS - The Vagina Game is totally non-sexual, so don't get too excited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hm. I'm secretly very insecure about my body (says the woman. Surprise, surprise.) and how people perceive me, but I decided that if I act like I'm the ish, then ninety nine percent of the time, everyone agrees. I also have a terrible complex about men dating me to get at my hot sister or best friend. Honestly guys, just talk to them yourselves. Also, I want to kill people who are racist or prejudiced ,or make judgments on things they have never experienced firsthand. Lucky for them I'm too sweet. :x
You should message me if
You have the slightest urge or thought anything I've said is amusing. Have to add this in here, now that I see the type of responses I'm getting: DO NOT MESSAGE ME if you think I'm going to meet up to screw you, or cyber to relieve your "aching hard on". I like casual sex in the sense that I do it to enjoy my body, and don't expect a relationship out of a fun night. Not in the sense that I meet up with strangers. I have no interest in screwing you if I don't know you. Knowing you does not consist of a few internet conversations and one face to face meeting. I guess what I'm saying is if sex is the main reason you're on here, leave me alone. :D
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