36Toronto, Canada
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My self-summary
If you're going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.

I like napping. But you'd be foolish to assume that's all I do. It's one of the many skills I've mastered aside from making a quality veg stock, applying the most cliche filters in Photoshop in a "innovative" manner and discovering that the sex goat herbal remedy that they sell at the Weston Flea is so not worth it.
What I’m doing with my life
Award winning interactive drug pusher by day, successful Internet witch doctor by night.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
That I talk backwards
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: xfiles twin peaks golden girls the real housewives franchises( New Jersey and Beverly Hills) futurama Wendy Williams after show Roseanne the Avenue. Kids in the Hall (specifically the sex workers sketch and even more specifically the French Canadian sex

Movies: the hand that licks the cradle
Six things I could never do without
Vulture's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recaps
Interactions with humans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to not sound too sarcastic while filling out online dating profiles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Herding cats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I love every store in the dufferin mall for their own unique reasons.
You should message me if
You can understand people who talk backwards
The two of us