28Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an introvert, blunt yet sweet, and quirky/weird. Not Zoey Deschannel quirky, more like Ellen Page. I don't have much of a filter. Somewhat of a movie snob. Whiskey/dark beer girl. I like to draw, but don't do it enough. Queen of sarcasm. I read everything I can get my hands on.
What I’m doing with my life
Beauty school drop out, just being a slave to society
I’m really good at
Drawing portraits...well kind of.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really small and dat ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Monsters of Folk, Metric, Bright Eyes, Minus the Bear, Why?, The Arcade Fire, The Cure, Bob Dylan, Band of Horses, Elliot Smith, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Explosions in the Sky, Radiohead, The Strokes, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Queen, La Dispute, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mewithoutyou, Purity Ring, Blonde Redhead

Books: I just finished reading The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury. I'll read anything though.

Movies: I like anything by Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, Tarantino, Hayao Miyazaki, and Stanley Kubrick

TV: True Detective, American Horror Story, Shameless, The X-files (4life), House of Cards, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time

Food: I'm a pescatarian, who doesn't fuck with dat dairy son. I like burritos, pizza, thai food, soup, cupcakes from sweetpea, and dat pussy.
Six things I could never do without
Coffee, my vape pen (I recently quit smoking!!), my cat, books, films, sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the universe, sexuality, philosophy, conspiracy theories
On a typical Friday night I am
beer, and netflix
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have dimples on the back of my shoulders.
You should message me if
You're a femme/androgynous lady who wants to make out and let me touch your butt.

I am NOT looking for MEN.
DON'T be afraid to message me, I don't bite.
The two of us