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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as being a bundle of oxymorons in the shape of a human. Introverted, but socially outgoing. Misanthropic, but caring. Selfish, yet giving. Nihilistic, but hopeful. I don't quite understand it myself, but whatevs!! It's me... I'm geeky and quirky... plus, I give bomb ass advice!!!
I really enjoy intellectual conversations about obscure things people happen to feel strongly about, but more times than not, I'm just crazy and hyper, or I'm hibernating. It's really difficult to offend me, but if you happen to, beware. I give warnings, but when I snap... Oh boy, I don't like to think about it. It is even more difficult to irritate me, seeing as how my self-taught anger-management has paid off over the years.
I don't tolerate ignorance, but I respect other's opinions and views. I like seeing from the perspective of others... it's quite an enjoyable pastime. I people-watch... not in a creepy stalker way, but still... I watch facial expressions, hand motions, body language, and if I'm close enough, voice tone, inflection, pitch, and accent. It's really intriguing to me for some reason.
I like piercings and tattoos. Learning poi and finger lights, keyboard and bass guitar, and Japanese [still]. I breakdance and play the viola. Procrastinating on continuing the writing of my book and infrequently write poetry. Japanese culture is my passion: language, fashion, history, pop culture, food, music, etc.. As always, it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

I don't know what else to write and I'll add more when I think of something.

Oh... I dress oddly, and love animals. ... a lot. <3
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment, I'm pestering my boss with pleas to give me the money I'm owed to pay off my debts. In response, he gave me a truck with a transmission on its way out. dafuq? So... fixing that up is also in the process of being done.
I'm going to re-take my M-1 written test because I let my permit expire. Oh, goody.
I hoped to have been moved out to Japan by August, but seeing as how I have 40 moolahs to my name, it's not going to happen. SO... Time to buckle down and work some legit construction jobs or get a new part-time altogether, until I'm ready.
When I get to Japan, I'll work on base, part-time somewhere near the base, or find an English cram school to batter with my awful valley voice.
Military is no longer an option for me because my younger self has one too many mistakes under her belt.
Oh dear, innuendos.
I’m really good at
Breathing, sleeping, eating, drinking, kanji, procrastinating, reading, horseback riding, dirtbiking, wakeboarding, attracting animals, saying no (not.), Just Dance, typing, geeking out, trying...
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm obnoxious... right after I get over my anti-social behavior.
The weird way I dress and do my hair, probably.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This list would be extremely long, so these will be "at-the-moment" faves.

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire Series, The Hunger Games Trilogy, The Millenium Trilogy, Outlander series, Sookie Stackhouse Novels (even though the last one was BALLS), Earth's Children Saga, Bleach & Naruto (which are ending soon TT^TT), Anita Blake Vampire Hunter Series, Razorland Trilogy, Divergent Trilogy, Inheritance Cycle, any smutty supernatural romance ass-kicking business novels....

Movies: Snow White and The Huntsman, The Boondock Saints, Ip Man, Man on Fire, Howl's Moving Castle, The Girl That Leapt Through Time, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption, The Mask, Ace Ventura[s], The Magic of Belle Isle, The Alien Quadrilogy, True Grit (2010), The Matrix Trilogy, Ong Bak, Lucy...

Shows: True Blood, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, 30 Rock, Workaholics, CSI: Las Vegas [old], Law & Order: SVU [old], Game of Thrones, House, Bones, Squidbillies, Adventure Time, Metalocalypse, Dexter, Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Outlander. ..

Music: Coheed & Cambria, k.flay, Jason Aldean, Luke Bryan, Florence + The Machine, Three Days Grace, Band of Horses, Beastie Boys, MS MR, Steven SKyler, Escape the Fate, Cage the Elephant, Bastille, Muse, Paramore, Avenged Sevenfold, Dir en Grey, Ikimono Gakari, KoЯn, Macklemore, Owl City, Sublime, Tool, 2NE1...

Food: udon, senbe, Hot Cheetos, French bread, jerky, ddukbokki, scalloped cheesy potatoes (courtesy of my mother), bacon-wrapped anything...

(Also, I'm big on anime and manga and there's far too many of those to even begin to list, so...)
Six things I could never do without
Mommy and doggy.
Books interwebs.
My razor. O.O
Silly socks/beanies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Country boys.
What to read next.
Norman Reedus.
My dog.
The next time I get to eat.
Debating a future exercise regimen.
How to get rich.
How ridiculous the idea of money and political boundaries are.
How the previous two ^^^ are contradictory and that I give zero fucks.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping, working, reading, or being a DD. I know... EXCITING!!!

Or I'm getting shnockered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love country music and blankies and silly socks. Also, I wear an EXTREME amount of make-up [in my opinion at least... people think I look ill without it, so just FYI! pictures are deceiving, you dummies!]

And that I believe sex is enjoyed psychologically, and I don't really understand it. Point being, I don't hump with people like rabbits and I never will, but I am one of the rare species of girl that watches porn. ((correction: when I do hump, it's rabbit-like. Lots of carrots involved. The non-rabbitness of it is the fact I don't do it often))
You should message me if
You're not annoying, and don't think I am either. You actually can
hold a real conversation and don't ask/want to see my boobies.
Let's be honest everyone wants to see
boobies, not always in a sexual context Example: If boobies had
squeaky toys in them I would just want to poke them to hear them
squeak, but since they don't I just make the squeak sound effect on
my own... Really is a mood kill.

If you're 1) AWESOME and 2) resemble either Kristen Stewart or Chris Hemsworth or Natalie Portman or Alexander Skarsgard.... >_>;;

By the way... I have Facebook and SnapChat. So technologically advanced, I am. If I like you, I'll share. A warning though... I don't always text back right away, so don't fret. I will eventually... and if I don't... there's a hint in there somewhere in the back of your mind telling you that you're not interesting to me anymore. :]
The two of us