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My self-summary
50% carbon. 60% bubbles of indeterminate composition.
What I’m doing with my life
Building Turing machines out of Play-Doh.
I’m really good at
Lunar sailing. Oneiromancy. Divining best practices in strawman construction.
The first things people usually notice about me
I respond inaccurately to bird calls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any media where background noise and focal point are indistinguishable.

Musique concrète, MAGIC EYE, Gertrude Stein.
The six things I could never do without
All Things Considered erotic fanfiction.
Black metal covers of Beat Happening. (WHAT PART OF "THE THIS MANY BOYFRIENDS CLUB" ISN'T TRVE FVCKING KVLT? LISTEN TO THOSE TORTURED SCREAMS.)
Non orientable furniture.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Smuggling kittens onto MARTA.
On a typical Friday night I am
Voltron.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I generated this profile using a Markov chain seeded from my Tumblr feed.
You should message me if
You, too, dream of gallivanting across the prairies with your trusted chestnut steed, horse_ebooks.
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