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My self-summary
This is me.

But honestly, I'm really into dachshunds (or tekels or wiener dogs) and don't pronounce it right apparently. I also sometimes horrendously pronounce tortoise under pressure. It's taken a lot of practise.

I'm pretty open about things and I genuinely enjoy being made to rethink preconceived notions I take for granted. Unless you're trying to argue about Sailor Moon. I'm very closed minded about Sailor Moon.

I take myself incredibly seriously and I'm a sore loser. Please don't compare scores on an app with me, we will fight about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying up late and watching Pokemon episodes.
I’m really good at
Having eyes bigger than my stomach (not literally, I'm not malnourished).
Eating avocados (not cutting them mind you).
Taking blurry pictures with my expensive phone.
Keeping track of time while simultaneously hating the very concept.
The first things people usually notice about me
The horns freak some people out I guess?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't know how to read.

Movies/Shows: The cool ones, that you like or that make me attractive to you, obviously.

Food: Chocolate and anything chocolate themed like truffles and cookies.

Music: I only listen to Bunnies sneezing and rain sounds. That's it. The end.

Favourite thing on the internet: Dinosaur Comics. I really love them.
The six things I could never do without
1) my phone
2) internet
3) my family (we'll lump them together)
4) false sense of self
5) moisturizer
6) music
I spend a lot of time thinking about

Who did the thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, probably alcohol involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
SpongBob's got me fucked up. Like, I don't even know where to start.
You should message me if
You're really interested in SpongeBob and Pokemon over analyzed commentaries.

If you're a liber-tard sjw crybaby (LSJWC) that wants to cry with a fellow LSJWC.