My favorite joke is one that Art Buchwald would tell about an experience in Paris. He's there walking around when a taxi driver lays into him with a slew of curses. Buchwald doesn't speak French, so he can only think to respond, "Oh je suis, suis je?"
This thing doesn't ask for favorite joke, either, but c'mon, these are crucial questions. I would say that two things worth knowing about me are that I like to be helpful and I always laugh the loudest.
I like camping and fishing and kayaking but I also like minimalism and dancing and hard work. I can find as much fun and stimulation at home as I can abroad.
For work, I'm a journalist. I write about housing, art, architecture, and sometimes chili.
What if I said golf? (Don't worry, I'm not good at golf)
— Tlooth by Harry Mathews, Dust by Yvonne Adhiambo Owuor, Spacesuit by Nicholas de Monchaux, Jessica Valenti's latest
—[I only watch movies in which ghosts kill sexy teens or superheroes blow stuff up—sorry]
—I like The Americans, Game of Thrones, and The Bachelorette and mostly the part where I'm watching these with my friends.
—I recently had to make room for Carly Rae Jepsen's Emotion on the top shelf with Harry Nilsson, Joanna Newsom, Willie Nelson, Gang Starr, and Sonic Youth. I like to see local music. You can find me at Fort Reno all summer.
—Now that I've listed a bunch, I don't think it's very important that couples share aesthetic interests. You do you.
smooshed means sex now
among the youngins
or maybe thats smushed? or smashed?
better urban dictionary it
me: oh my god
arent you glad i'm here to sherpa you through this