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My self-summary
Well, firstly... my name is Whitney, my surname starts with S. It's not plural, I'm just not too creative with my user names.
As for me? I'm a strange person for sure. For a long time, I defined myself as an introvert, these days I think I'm a pretty equal mix of both. I have a strange sense of humor, which is pretty much a mix of ridiculous immature and dark. I personally just think laughing is one of the most important parts of life.
I am a very contemplative person. I pride myself on complete open-mindedness. I love to meet different people and debate different areas of life. I feel this is one of the best ways to getting to know a person.
I change my hair all the time. I like self expression through my appearance and I don't see that changing any time soon.
I'm a bit of a grammar nazi. And by a bit, I mean I will irritate you with the sheer amount of my corrections of your grammar. I attribute this to my love of reading and writing. Storytelling and language will always hold a dear place in my heart.
I have a filthy fucking mouth.
I don't smoke weed. I never have. It holds little interest for me, though I am very pro-legalization.
I am loyal and honest to a near fault, but I pride myself on my strong morals.
I am a very maternal person and I love to help other people. It's such a great feeling to do that.
I'm a pretty wise person, I'd say. I've been through a lot in my life and I have definitely chosen to learn from them.
I'm wordy and express myself way better in letters or email than I do in real life.
Anything else is left to conversations.
What I’m doing with my life
Art is my passion. I plan on making some type of career out of it, though I'm currently in school for business. I'm an art school drop out, though.
I currently am a dog groomer and bather and love spending my days with these awesome creatures.
Though I am forever cursed with an immense amount of bruises, I am far stronger than my willowy stature would suggest.
I’m really good at
Wrestling dogs
Making terrible jokes (which generally involves self-depreciating humor if not already obvious enough)
Singing way too loudly and terribly on car rides
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my personality. I have a tendency to be brash and ridiculous, which apparently isn't what people would expect from me.
So, I guess that. I hear that the most.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The list could go on and on. But, the two most notable is Richard Bach's Illusions and Patrick Rothfuss' trilogy (plus novella). I have two of his signatures and I am not ashamed of this nerdiness.
I really like horror movies. Anything paranormal interests me a lot. Unfortunately, it's really difficult to find good scary movies. I also love a good comedy. Zoolander and Anchorman are my two go-to movies when I need a laugh.
I am super passionate about music. I adore it. I'm very eclectic in my taste. Lately, I've been listening to a lot of Florence and the Machines, Lana Del Ray, Regina Spektor, and Metric. I also love most 90's music and I have a special place in my heart for punk music.
Sushi! Italian is a close second.
Six things I could never do without
- My social circle. My friends mean a lot to me.
- Reading, art, writing, and photography.
- Experiencing new, interesting things. The world is vast and I've seen so little of it.
- The internet and technology and general. Yes, I love my phone and computer. I am a firm believer in the beauty of meeting new people you never would have met otherwise, thanks to the internet. Hence my online profile here.
- Learning new things. I'm constantly trying to expose myself to new things and learning everything I can. I think wisdom through knowledge the only way I could ever make myself a richer person.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends doing something or another.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I suffer from anxiety pretty badly. It's part of my life that I've come to accept, though I do try find little ways to help myself through it.
Driving is the worst for the anxiety, though I can't explain why.

Also, I fart shamelessly.
You should message me if
If you actually read what I had to say and didn't just pass your silly picture test.
If you can write in at least coherent English.
If you have a question.

**You understand that just if I reply to you, it doesn't mean I want your babies. I respond to anybody who seems to have the possibility of being somebody interesting in my life. That includes friends. (see above to "what I'm looking for", friends are there, I promise.) Please don't get hurt if I tell you I see you in a purely friendly way.**

You shouldn't message me if:
You're just looking for a threesome or a hookup.
You expect dating before friendship.
You have nothing more significant to say then "hi gurl u hot."
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