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My self-summary
Likes: Having a laugh, playing the piano, Arnold Palmers, poetry, orgasms, travel, flannel, being tall, high-tops, the internet, flossing, Muppets, Star Trek, substance abuse, autumn, alliteration, jet setting, jokes, libation, feeding ducks, new socks, peanut butter & jelly, skiing, speech impediments, post-modern irony, mullets, the wind, kissing, dancing, the Disco Biscuits.

Dislikes: Potatoes, bigotry, Neil Diamond.
What I’m doing with my life
Till death do we rage.


^ I also like words ^
I’m really good at
Embarrassing myself in public.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big mouth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Those of the fictitious variety, including, but not limited to, allegorical novellas.

- The Big Lebowski is a cinematic masterpiece.

- Music: I love playing it, listening to it, and dancing to it.
Rock & Roll, Electronic, Show Tunes, The Grateful Dead.

- A boneless quail marinated in buttermilk and spices, crispy breaded on a fresh baked roll with bacon, caramelized onions, roasted portabella mushrooms, baby arugula and roma tomatoes.
Six things I could never do without
Dreams, Desire, Delight, Delirium, Destruction, and a snack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What filter to use on Instagram.
On a typical Friday night I am
3 sheets to the wind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have poor penmanship and my table manners are lacking.
You should message me if
You can hold your liquor and/or enjoy the movie White Men Can't Jump. Rosie Perez goes well with tequila.
The two of us