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My self-summary
Hi, I'm a real duck and thanks for stopping by! I come from the mountains* and I want to rock Brisbane face. It'd be cool if I could do it with people.

I'm a reformed nerd, latte-sipping lefty and health fascist, and I recently discovered I like cycling to an absurd degree.
I've studied graphic design, game design and multimedia, and made a career out of absolutely none of them, but I know where to find some crazy fonts and edit a video in a pinch.

I like me my video games. They don't dominate my existence like they did in my teenage years but I've yet to grow out of them, though in my later years I've gotten into more of the arty indie ones over the loud shooty ones. I know more then a few indie game developers and am often in Brisbane video game themed pub.

*I moved here from Toowoomba.
What I’m doing with my life
Psychotically counting calories, cycling absurd lengths daily, Watching all the HBO shows, playing indie games nobodies heard of, watching lectures on YouTube and missing the hell out of my dog.

For money I cut keys for the man. Or the woman. Or whom ever approaches the counter at the [chain store] where I work.

I'm trying to get back into making posters as a hobby.
I’m really good at
Preparing food without making washing up. The secret is Tupperware and microwaves.

I somehow haven't been able to convince anyone that this is a valuable skill but I'll show will be on them when I open my chain restaurant and save a bundle on dishwashers.

I'll be Rich! ...or maybe, *we'll* be rich! Eh?

(don't steal my idea, I'm trusting you here, internet stranger)

Also not noticing massive grammatical errors in things until the split second past my ability to correct them. I am just the best at that.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have an 'English sounding accent' though I'm not sure actual English people would agree. Also that I'm slightly taller then average.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Watchman (well twilight's a book)
The Road
Good Omens
John Dies in the end
The Necronomicon

North by Northwest
Mad Max Fury Road
The Insider
Pulp Fiction

The Wire
Adventure Time
Twin Peaks
Black Mirror

Johny cash
Nick Cave
Cloud Control

Pizza is good enough for the ninja turtles so it's good enough for me (I don't really have strong or interesting opinions on food unless you want to talk about calories and preservatives [hint: you don't]).
Six things I could never do without
Six deadly karate moves taught to me by shaolin monks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The state, and how one or several might smash it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with the charming Mr. Internet.

(Friday's too busy out: Thursday's when I hit the town. There are a handful of watering holes I go to with friends of mine)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have chronic tinnitus.
You should message me if
If you like Hamburgers or if you don't like Hamburgers. I'm not Prejudice.
The two of us