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My self-summary
I'm Aaron. I go to RU. I communicate mostly through dead pan humor. I think Aubrey Plaza is my kindred spirit.

I really like banter. I want to give you shit and then I want you to give me shit and it can just be in good fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to college for chemistry. I also try my hand at writing short stories every now and then, but they rarely get finished.
I’m really good at
Science. Seriously, I just love that stuff. I like to think I'm good at making people laugh, but I'm also equally good at just making terrible jokes.

Also a childhood spent living in a neighborhood with no other kids means I'm the best at video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intense beauty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm just going to vomit all pop culture I've indulged in in the past few years and hopefully you'll be able to pick out something we have in common.

Books: Catch-22, Breakfast of Champions, John Dies at the End, slaughterhouse-five, The Mysterious Stranger, anything by H.G. Wells...

Movies: Memento, John Dies at the End, Donnie Darko, any zombie movie.

TV: Community, Arrested Development, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, My Name is Earl.

I'm just going to rip this band-aid off fast. I love Community and can't stand Big Bang Theory.

Music: Indie stuff, electronica, and vintage rock. TV on the Radio, Beatles, Vampire weekend, etc... just toss some rock or hip hop at me and we'll be fine.

I really like spider-man. Like a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Holy shit how is the world so big? How am I supposed to make a living in this big scary world? And then I go to sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm not a party guy. Usually I'm relaxing with a very small group of friends where we drink and then go on adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I threw up the first time I had sex. Good times. good times.
You should message me if
You have a weird sense of humor.

I have a broad taste in women, but I really like smart and artistic girls. They make up for my lack of smarts and artistry.