32Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I started out in the middle of nowhere, went to the east coast for college on a whim, ended up in Los Angeles working in essence for the Flavor Flav' corporation, and now have been in NY for two years. I am now on my second apartment and roommate free. I'm moving up in the world - hopefully the next stop I will have a dishwasher. Fingers crossed!

I'm really big on living in the moment. Five years ago that would have been considered a cliche, but now that people routinely instagram their dessert its anything but. If you're the kind of person who wonders why people are recording fireworks on their cell phone instead of watching them, we'll get along.
What I’m doing with my life
I can assure you I am doing something, however, that something is searchable and my colleagues have in fact made a fake profile that they use to ferret out okcupiders for their own entertainment. I was actually with them once while they did it - I felt like I was a mob rat about to be exposed.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at claw machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm from a place that is in no way exotic (especially for a city like New York) yet it still elicits a "wow, you're the first person I've ever met from X" response.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Friday Night Lights, Mad Men, How I Met Your Mother, It's Always Sunny in Philadelpha, Breaking Bad, LOST, Justified, Homeland.

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Fargo, Jurassic Park, , Anchorman.
Six things I could never do without
Dr. Pepper
Chex Mix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who dates all the "creepers," mirror ab photo guys, playas', and guys who don't know the difference between their/they're/there. Every girl seems to dismiss them before they even get a chance.

But I guess there is no excuse if they're posting photos of their abs, right? --How's that for daily oral language skills ladies?!
On a typical Friday night I am
I go out a lot and see a lot of movies. I generally do more adventurous things during the day, and by adventurous I mean things Time Out New York tells me to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like sushi. Somewhere about ten years ago it went from being crazy to eat raw fish, to where you are a social outcast for not eating raw fish.
You should message me if
You're Manti Teo. Kidding, but that said I do prefer to get drinks pretty quickly. Messaging is romantic but its hard to really gauge personality from it. We all end up "catfishing" ourselves.

That said, I used to be interested in meeting all types but am looking for something more specific now. Looking for more the girl next door than the NY lifer. Message me if you're smart and funny. I'm really snarky and could be considered mean if you're not quick enough to keep up.
The two of us