abnaxus
28 Medford, United States
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My self-summary
I will get around to writing more in this one day. But here's a little bit for now:

My name is Sam, and I am an actor. In addition to acting, I'm working on a webseries, which will one day be sketch comedy, but for right now is just me and my roommate putting ourselves though crazy movie marathons and talking about them (www.youtube.com/twofatguysshow). I am overweight, but I am working on that while taking all of the funny, fat, sidekick roles I can get before I start to lose some serious weight.

The reason I perform is out of a genuine desire to make people happy. Nothing makes me happier than seeing a smile on someones face and knowing that I was the one to put it there.

I am also lacking in a proper gender identity. It's a conversation I love to have. I present very mascline (until I start getting giddy about musical theatre) but I don't ever identify as masculine. Nor do I often identify as feminine. I usually just say my gender is "nerdy". But that is not totally accurate either. I could see cases for non-binary, gender fluid, or agender, but it is hard to pin down. I usually just ignore the concept all together and live how I feel like living. It's worked out so far.
What I’m doing with my life
I just moved to Boston and I couldn't be happier. I am finally independant, with a full time job I love, in a city I can explore.

Currently, I work as a Job Coach for people with disabilities. It's a ton of fun and extremely rewarding. Before that I was a photographer at The Columbus Zoo & Aquarium and a programs teacher at a science center in Columbus, OH, which was crazy fun.
I’m really good at
Teaching, board games, video games, slight of hand, singing, math, music theory, juggling, and stage combat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire series, Life of Pi, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, all the Harry Potter books, A Brief History of Time, Tricks of the Mind by Derren Brown.

Movies: Pretty much everything except modern slasher films. My all time favorite movie (after careful consideration after working at Blockbuster for a year an a half) is Princess Bride. Notable other favorites include (in no order): Every Pixar movie (Incredibles is my favorite), Big Lebowski, Star Wars, The Prestige, Fight Club, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Lord of War, Lucky Number Slevin, American Beauty, Reservoir Dogs, Labyrinth, Tommy Boy, Surf Ninjas (If you are familiar with Surf Ninjas, please message me, I am beginning to think this movie never existed for anyone else), Galaxy Quest, Watchmen, and pretty much everything else. This list is never truly finished.

TV Shows: Firefly, Doctor Who, Misfits, Sherlock, Community, Game of Thrones, Venture Bros, Rick and Morty, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Person of Interest, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Silicon Valley, Last Week Tonight, Orange is the New Black, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Sense8, House of Cards, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock, SNL, The Office, Mythbusters

Music: Despite having been a Music major in college, I don't really listen to music much as a pastime, so I am not very pop culture literate when it comes to music. If you show me music you like, I will probably like it too, and thank you for showing me something new. I don't discover music on my own very often. I am still stuck in the Beatles and Queen era.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, my family, my computer, my phone, my piano, the theatre.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Space and time. The grand mysteries of the universe. The meaning of life. Those sorts of things.

However, I am not sure if that makes me deep, or a big nerd. I am fine with either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once thought that I gave someone epilepsy. It's actually a really funny story, ask me about it!
You should message me if
You love theatre, singing, video games, Star Wars, or you just want someone to make you laugh.

I love meeting new people, and am always up for people to play games with or sing, or go geocaching if the weather isn't too cold.

If you are looking for more than friendship, you should know that I am in an open relationship. I will happily tell you all about what that means if you want to know more, but it's something I like to have upfront. I currently have my emotional needs met, so I am mainly looking for people to help me explore Boston, go on dates, and/or have fun FWB's. I want to get to know more people here and on any level they'd like. I am pretty laid back and low pressure.

I don't use this site too often, and a lot of people aren't into the fact that I am in an open-relationship, so I probably won't send the first message. I like people who aren't afraid to make the first move anyway (and in more than just "hi", I want to meet *interesting* people!).
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