abqheisenberg
36 Indianapolis, United States
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My self-summary
What's a man supposed to be? Is your immediate response to think of what your friends have? What popular culture tells you to desire in a relationship and/or potential mate? Do you need someone photogenic so you look so enviable on your instagram, facebook(whatever social media)account? Well you haven't found him. Good luck, keep looking.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking care of my two pet tigers and building my doomsday laser in hopes to rule the world with an iron fist!
I’m really good at
Making up fictitious band names and album titles. Remembering large sections of dialogue from movies.I'm not a dick about it,going around constantly quoting stuff or anything.I can play 'Ode to Joy by Beethoven on telephone keys.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Alot of stuff i guess i'll name a few.Bukowski,A Clockwork Orange,Confessions of an Economic Hitman,Survivor,Siddhartha,Autobiography of Malcolm X is a good one.Anything Tarantino,Kubrick,Fincher,Scorsese,Coen brothers.Amadeus,Glengarry Glen Ross,Brain Candy,The Professional,Rushmore,The Grand Budapest Hotel,Grosse Pointe Blank.I like a good mindless popcorn flick/super hero movie too.Br Ba,Louis CK,mr.show,arrested development.all kindsa shit..older punk rock,rock and roll.Tom Waits,Iggy Pop,Buddy Holly,Elvis,Johnny Cash. Mmm chips on a sandwich.Hate mushrooms.
On a typical Friday night I am
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You should message me if
You're not in danger.Otherwise you should get up and call 911 immediately.
You'd like to see a movie or get something to eat or drink together and have some laughs.
You wanna tell me a secret.
You have a million dollar idea or cool invention I can help you build.
Bdsm, Dd/lg, you're a kitten.
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