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My self-summary
I provide value to a relationship. By comparison, I make your boyfriend look special.
What I’m doing with my life
If you'd like to know that, please visit my OK Cupid profile. Then, refer to the "What I'm doing with my life" section.
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Spinoza, Berkeley, metaphysics/philosophers of mind. Metaphysics is awesome
-Kubrick, Bergman, Coen bruhs, a little Sergei Eisenstein, you know, the great ones
-Conan, Eric Andre show
-The Mets are a show, right?
-Swans, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Kendrick Lamar, Grimes, Simon and Garfunkel, Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Brian Wilson/Beach Boys, Bon Iver, Rolling Stones, Neutral Milk Hotel, Velvet Underground and Nico. On the classical side, Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Schubert, Wagner, Verdi, Rossini, Charles Ives
-Hey fuck you
-Burritos, egg+cheese sandwiches, pizza, egg salad, kale, french fries+mayonnaise, seaweed, sautéed broccoli, veggie burgers, spinach rolls, falafels... bla bla ovo-lacto vegetarian shit
Six things I could never do without
Weed, Mets, Beer
X 2
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You think I spend time thinking
On a typical Friday night I am
You should message me if
You think submarines are underwater blimps
The two of us