acc651
28 Saint Paul, United States
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My self-summary
I grew up in the Twin Cities, spent some time on both coasts, and ended up back here

Instagram handle--acoltonn

I can't stand this self summary "define yourself" bullshit, but I guess I'll say that I try to live my life as a compassionate person.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in sales. I write too. When I have free time I go out with friends, play golf, watch dynamite television, hit the gym, cook, use Oxford commas, and read mostly non fiction
I’m really good at
Making fish tacos, bar trivia, cribbage, hot takes
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall. Not freaky-tall, like Shaq-tall, but still pretty tall. Yes, the weather is fine up here. Side note---If you're over six feet, and you're interested in creating an Olympian, message me and we'll figure something out. Hashtag breeding hashtag America hashtag why am I making this bad joke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mostly read nonfiction books but every once in a while I'll check out a novel. My favorite book is Catch-22. Big fan of McCarthy, Dickens and the Song of Ice and Fire series. I grew up with Harry Potter--it holds a special place in my heart

I like good movies and TV shows, too many to list. I dig Kubrick, the Coens, and most of HBO. Louie is a current fave too. As of Summer 16 I'm just getting angrier and angrier at Mr Robot. I watch a shotload of good tv, but I'm most excited for GOT ssn 7, Leftovers ssn 3, and Homeland ssn 6. IASIP, Broad City, Silicon Valley, Veep....too many to count.

Live and danceable music is best. Usually I'll do a destination festival or concert or two a year. I listen to pretty much everything except country. But anything's good live.

I wish I could be a vegetarian but I'm not, but I'm not a dick about it either. If I could, I'd eat sushi for every meal. I'm just a simple guy trying to keep cheat day from turning into cheat week. Also fish tacos. And good steaks. And pho. And ceviche.
The six things I could never do without
Good whiskey, Shitty tequila, Charcoal grill, Lip balm, Podcasts, Oddball friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What kind of dog I want to get. I mean, bulldog, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
"Typical" is a fucking terrible word to describe a Friday night
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a twin
You should message me if
You like telling stories and cracking jokes over food or drinks or coffee. None of us are getting any younger, let's have some fun. Sorry, but no kids.
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