accuseme
24 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Life's too short, let's exchange memes.

Music major and breakfast enthusiast. I'm a Long Island native, living in NYC for school in the fall, taking random trips to the boroughs on the LIRR to pass the summer. Come see a show with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Buying a loft, starting a noise band. Getting six or seven roommates, eating hummus with them, booking some gigs, burning down an Applebee's, painting, listening to Animal Collective. Starting some type of salsa company.

Until all that happens though I'm going to school for music education, so eventually I'll be directing school choirs and teaching little people how to play the recorder.
I’m really good at
making flapjacks and popping wheelies on Heelies (wheely-popping, some might call it).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't really read as much as I used to but I'll always have a soft spot for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books (although I'll never really accept the sixth book as being anything more than a glorified fan fiction).

I listen to a lot of indie rock. Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, Alex G, Foals, Porches, Beck, The xx, Vampire Weekend, The Drums, Bicycle Club, Passion Pit, Gorillaz, Elvis Depressedly, Little Green Cars, Phoenix

For TV I usually stick to offbeat comedies. Arrested Development, Scrubs, Futurama, The IT Crowd, Parks & Recreation, Archer, Wilfred, The Twilight Zone, Rick & Morty, The Eric Andre Show and anything involving Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim (I have very little shame).
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, tea, memes, a shower, my ever expanding arsenal of music equipment that I probably only need half of, and breakfast food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why someone thought it was ok to give a series like "JJ The Jet Plane" the OK to be made.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at an open mic night/gig or working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I thought "lingerie" was pronounced "linger-ee" until a year ago.
You should message me if
You're a musician, you've got a dank meme you want to show me or you just want to shoot the breeze and talk Nintendo 64.
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