27Hemet, United States
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My self-summary
I can't stand egos, so these are a torture to fill out. If you subscribe to Briggs-Myers, I'm an INTJ. And if you're a potthead, I'm in Ravenclaw.

Total nerd; been the sexually active band geek, got way too deep into Tolkien, I go to convetions with my guy, and talk comics with my customers. I really love horror and anything that sways classic vintage or kitschy rockabilly. I'm a sailor's daughter, so there isn't a dirty joke I haven't heard- go ahead, try me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a history major at MSJC, with the goal to eventually become a history teacher, considering a minor in anthropology... because, well, who doesn't want to be Indiana Jones?! Really though, Norse culture fascinates the Hel (😜) out of me & I'd LOVE to one day teach a collegiate level course on the history of piracy. I dabble in non-denominational paganism, and feel most at home in nature. 'Til that awesome teaching money comes in though, I'm a barista at your favorite coffee house.

And just randomly drooling over you cute beardos. Rawr. 😚
I’m really good at
Making and fixing things. There's engineer & crafter blood in these veins, and damn if it doesn't pop up in flashes of creativity.

I pride myself on pun work, and the ability to make you laugh with a really bad joke... I'm full of 'em.

Empathy, even if I don't wanna be. Everyone has a code; Be the person you needed when you were younger.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, usually. The ridiculous way my body resembles a pear. And the eyes- or at least that's the cheap pick-up line I get the most.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I feel bad for not having picked up a new book in a while, but on my shelf there's A Song of Ice & Fire series, American Gods, Hitchhiker's Guide wrapped in a towel, lots of Tolkien, Jane Austen, odd occult histories, a few on historical costuming and piracy, the entire Harry Potter series, Lovecraft, & Frida Kahlo's Biographies. Holden Caulfield probably thinks I'm a phony. The spice must flow...

Movies: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, anything Tarantino touches, Tim Burton's stuff before 2005, Kevin Smith's Askewniverse, John Hughes' films, Cameron Crowe's soundtracks to my life, whatever filth John Waters dishes out, Anything with Bill Murray or Bruce Campbell (rawr), anything Frankenstein- yes, even the awful B/C spinoffs, most Regency Era costume dramas, and Hellboy (can we get a damned trilogy, already?)

Shows: The Flash, Parks & Rec (Leslie & Ben forever), Mythbusters, That 70's Show, The Office, Archer, Face Off, Buffy, Firefly, Game of Thones, The X-Files, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, At Midnight, Join or Die, Drunk History, Another Period, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, and my favorite guilty pleasure... any stupid ghost hunter show.

Music's all over the place. Lotta rockabilly, punk, 90's alt., classic rock, doo wop, etc. If you're honestly curious just check out my stupidly named spotify playlists:
Six things I could never do without
The ocean.
A needle & thread to customize any/every thing.
Internal organs.
Live music.
The 3 nectars of life: coffee, whisky, & dark beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I can acquire a taxidermied owl.
How I can organize my apartment furniture around a Tesla coil.
The need of explaining my art to you, Warren.
Were those the droids I was looking for?
What design I'd leave at the Cadillac Ranch.
Where the hell my Hogwarts letter went off to.
Also, beards. And boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Exploring Netflix, drunk bowling with extremely inappropriate aliases, or seeking out local quasi-punk bands.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I met & shook hands with Grant Imahara, & thanked him for his work in the science field.... all while tripping balls at Labyrinth Ball dressed like a unicorn. The irony was not lost on either of us.
You should message me if
If your tendencies sway nerdy, and your sense of humor is considered witty, and dark. If you understand any of the references sprinkled in here.

Definitely if you're a curvy girl looking for a couple to have fun with. 😉

If you know where the hell I can find a '61 Mercury Monterey hardtop in cherry red.
The two of us