Total nerd; been the sexually active band geek, got way too deep into Tolkien, I go to convetions with my guy, and talk comics with my customers. I really love horror and anything that sways classic vintage or kitschy rockabilly. I'm a sailor's daughter, so there isn't a dirty joke I haven't heard- go ahead, try me.
And just randomly drooling over you cute beardos. Rawr. 😚
I pride myself on pun work, and the ability to make you laugh with a really bad joke... I'm full of 'em.
Empathy, even if I don't wanna be. Everyone has a code; Be the person you needed when you were younger.
Movies: Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Goonies, Ghostbusters, anything Tarantino touches, Tim Burton's stuff before 2005, Kevin Smith's Askewniverse, John Hughes' films, Cameron Crowe's soundtracks to my life, whatever filth John Waters dishes out, Anything with Bill Murray or Bruce Campbell (rawr), anything Frankenstein- yes, even the awful B/C spinoffs, most Regency Era costume dramas, and Hellboy (can we get a damned trilogy, already?)
Shows: The Flash, Parks & Rec (Leslie & Ben forever), Mythbusters, That 70's Show, The Office, Archer, Face Off, Buffy, Firefly, Game of Thones, The X-Files, Bob's Burgers, Doctor Who, At Midnight, Join or Die, Drunk History, Another Period, The Adventures of Pete & Pete, and my favorite guilty pleasure... any stupid ghost hunter show.
Music's all over the place. Lotta rockabilly, punk, 90's alt., classic rock, doo wop, etc. If you're honestly curious just check out my stupidly named spotify playlists: https://play.spotify.com/user/22yww5tpbrja6z4i6s7ii5pea
A needle & thread to customize any/every thing.
The 3 nectars of life: coffee, whisky, & dark beer.
How I can organize my apartment furniture around a Tesla coil.
The need of explaining my art to you, Warren.
Were those the droids I was looking for?
What design I'd leave at the Cadillac Ranch.
Where the hell my Hogwarts letter went off to.
Also, beards. And boobs.
Definitely if you're a curvy girl looking for a couple to have fun with. 😉
If you know where the hell I can find a '61 Mercury Monterey hardtop in cherry red.