45Reynoldsburg, United States
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My self-summary
Most is described below. Combine all of the leads and heroes in your favorite romantic comedies, that's me. Combine all of the best villains in your favorite novellas, plays, and movies, it's also me. Equal parts geek, ninja and pirate. Christian but not crispy fundamentalist. Jesus was a liberal. Politically, I'm pretty middle of the road, depending on the issue. For example, I'm very supportive of gay and women's issues, I'm not so into the way our tax bucks are spent on welfare, unemployment, and arts programs/grants(hey, I'm an artist too, it's not Uncle Sam's job to fund me). Socially left, fiscally right. Strange how this happens to a lot of people as they mature, eh? ;) Essentially I believe you have the right to do X, but I don't think everyone else should have to pay for your choices. The world would be a wonderful place if people would just be responsible and accountable for their actions and choices, and stop blaming others, claiming victimization. I dig MMORPGs, tabletop RPGs and board games.

I breathe. Well, usually. The doc just set me up with a C-pap. I hate it.

I am chewy, delicious, and satisfying
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a travel nurse(RN) at one of the larger hospitals in Columbus. I both love and hate my job. I'm also wanting to do more musical stuff. My band of 10 years, Gossamer, has been all but defunct as of late, and I hope to change that.
I’m really good at
- Singing.

- Writing and producing music.

- Analyzing problems.

- Building things.

- Fine detailed things with my hands(painting, assembling a model or computer parts ,etc.)

- Organizing projects.

- Sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
- I'm big. (6'4 and 300+ lbs.)

- I'm easy to get along with.

- I can carry on a very intellectual and/or very base conversation, depending on your/my mood.

- I come off as very analytical, thoughtful, or quiet at first, but it's not long before people realize how passionate I can be, depending on the topic.

- I can offer trivia or an opinion on nearly anything, whether or not you actually wanted to hear it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

- Fictional stuff by Anne Rice (not just the vamp novels), Poppy Z. Brite, Allan Eckert(based on non-fiction, Ohio Shawnee history), David Sedaris.

- Fantasy a la the multi-author Thieves' World series, etc.

- Sci-fi a la Anthony, Zahn, etc etc.


I'm pretty open in this area. I like epic/high fantasy and sci-fi(Lord of the Rings saga, Princess Bride, Legend, Labyrinth, Star Wars saga, Dark Crystal, Indiana Jones etc). Also comedies, british comedy (e.g. Monty Python), romantic comedies and the occasional chick flick. Not so much into thrillers or horror, but a good cheesy horror flick is great now and then.


Also very varied here. My classical collection of the standard masters is extensive, but I've got a lot of piano-focused work on CD too. Goth / gothic, post-punk (there's no such thing as a punk band after 1980 imho - and kids, if you bought the clothes off the rack at Hot Topic, it ain't punk), EBM, synthpop, new wave, 80's, crooners (Sinatra, Harry Connick Jr., etc), Andrew Lloyd Webber and musical soundtracks a la Chess, also 70's balladeers like Diamond, Streisand, Manilow, etc. Yeah, I'm straight. Piss off. Prince, The Cure, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Joy Division, Lush, Xymox, and I can even do old skool country now and then. Ambient projects like Aphexx Twin, Mono(Japan). Trip hop like Mono(US/UK), Violet Indiana, Portishead, Tricky, Massive Attack. Sisters of Mercy, Mission UK, Depeche Mode.


Yes please. There's little I don't like, and I'll try just about any exotic food at least once. I really dig on sushi. Thai is great. German, etc etc. I'm a firm believer that if I'm going to bother spending money and time going out for dinner, I'm going to enjoy myself and eat and drink what I wanna. I'm very epicurean in this regard.
Gin martini(not vodka), shaken, extra extra dirty, extra olive. Or three. Bonus points for blue cheese stuffed olives.
Six things I could never do without
- financial stability

- emotional stability

Those 2 pretty much cover anything else I'd list.

Oh ok, I'll list a few...

- A paycheck

- A computer with broadband access

- A car (not a specific car, just *a* car)

- Online games

- Hope and faith. Yes, the ideals, not the strippers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Online games. Sex. My health. Sex. My forthcoming career changes. Sex. Creating music. Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
At work at the hospital taking care of your sick grandmother who due to physical limitations, dementia, or staffing issues at the nursing home, bathes about once a week. And it's not Saturday yet. And the other nurses called off. The nurse aides, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty much an open book. I'm not bashful, secretive, or remorseful, but I am respectful of other's privacy. Whaddaya wannaknow?
You should message me if
1. You're a hot, nasty, psychotic gal with tons of baggage looking for a purely physical hookup.
2. You're a hot, not-so-psychotic, prudish gal looking for long walks in the park, romance, a LTR, marriage, and children.

3. You're really bored. Gender irrelevant.

Actually, I've found #2. I left the above there for my own amusement. Message me anyway, if you wish.
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