My sh-t smells like apple blossoms.
When I walk down the street people applaud and throw money at me.
Waxing my back hair.
What's up with that?
You like to roll up the carpet and dance.
You're single and looking for someone to share the great social/art opportunities that NorCal has to offer.
Your too cheap to pay for Match.com :-)
Thanks for reading and good luck on your search,