I am sardonic, sweet, and romantic
update: I can add Neuromancer by William Gibson which I absolutely love can't wait to read the rest of the Spawl series, and Sphere by Michael Crichton. Thank you Justin for the suggestions, you are my hero and my one tru love!!!
Movies: the butterfly effect, planet of the apes, dude where's my car, joe dirt, mary poppins, sound of music, seven brides for seven brothers, something new, cutting edge, breakfast club, sixteen candles, eternal sunshine, the number 23, nell, shawshank, pretty woman, dirty dancing and on and on God a shorter list would be movies I don't like.
Music: Nirvana, slip knott, Korn, NIN, Offspring, breaking benjamin, linkin park, Metalica, killswitch engage, Neo, Chris brown, Young jeezy, Lil Wayne, katy perry, the veronicas, the donnas, kitty, cowboy mouth, matthew santos, dave matthew's band, johnny cash, june carter cash, alan jackson, toby keith, dixie chicks, faith hill, taylor swift, tim mcgraw, shania twain, and so and so forth.
Food anything good
Condoms: $3, Riding crop: $20, lube: $5, Sex toys: $250, finding out your teenage daughter does internet porn: Priceless