34Bellingham, United States
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My self-summary
Looking for Bonnie! My name isn't Clyde but I am looking for a partner in crime! I have been living the single life for a bit but have decided it would be nice to find a woman to spend some time with and possibly have a future together. She should be spontaneous, up to going on road trips and have a sense of humor. With that you can not be afraid of heights or be claustrophobic. You have to be able to swim, in the event of an emergency I would be willing to administer mouth to mouth.
I enjoy wheeling, motorcycles, camping, boating, floating the river, beaches, roller coasters, zip lines, rope swings, sky diving, go carts, play dough. I can't stand rubik's cube, mainly because I can't seem to solve one! Word searches, connect the dots and sudoku are a couple time consumers I like to take part in. Yard activities such as horse shoes, ladder golf, bocci ball and trampolines are always a good time. When I am at the bar it is to play pool, throw darts, usually at a board but sometimes sh*t gets out of hand. My favorite hobbies right now are paintballing and scuba diving.
I have tattoos, no piercings anymore, If you have either or both that's cool, I've always found that to be sexy on a woman. I like adrenaline fueled pass times, I have found that the last couple years I have slowed up a bit. Still enjoy all those things just haven't had the time to take part in as many activities lately. Music wise I generally listen to Rock, past and present, some rap, not big on country but willing to listen to it occassionally. Anyway, leave me a message if you are interested in talking and getting to know each other better.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides the normal grind at work. I have been trying to jump start a business from home.
I’m really good at
Repairing things
Thinking outside the box
Making people laugh
Filling out surveys
Looking like an ass on the dance floor
Water fights
Making telemarketers uncomfortable
Prank calling family members using accents
The first things people usually notice about me
My Third Nipple protruding through my shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I would have to say Where the wild things are, The lion the witch and the wardrobe, Clown around, Frog and toad, Animal farm, My side of the mountain, Love you forever, Curious George, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, White fang, The Golden compass, The Hobbit and Game of thrones. I am not what you would call an avid reader but I enjoy books.

TV: I like a Mixture. Shameless, True Blood, Game of thrones, Jericho, Firefly, Grimm, New Girl, Suits, Burn notice, Stargate, Lost Girl, Falling Skies, White collar, Battle Star Galactica, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Alphas, Haven, Arrow, The Walking dead, Family Guy, Hell on Wheels, Continuum, Defiance, How I met your mother. I usually just watch shows that have been recorded or a whole season, I have a hard time watching a show at a certain time and date.

Movies: top 27 would be, Face off, Nothing to Lose, Dumb and Dumber, 13th warrior, Forrest Gump, Big trouble little China, E.T., Lord of the Rings, Braveheart, Mad Max series, 28 weeks later, Blade series, Underworld series, Matrix series, Home alone 1 and 2, The Great Outdoors, SPACEBALLS, From Dusk til Dawn, Desperado, Pay it forward, Inception, Harry and the Hendersons, Zombieland, Snatch, Black Hawk down. There are always more but those come to mind.
Six things I could never do without
A night light!
3 pillows
10 fingers
10 toes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Improving my business. What did kill the dinosaurs? What came first? The chicken or the egg? How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? All of him.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something with friends, playing card or board games, going downtown, concerts, bowling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Toilet paper must roll over not under. I have changed the rotation in other peoples houses on more than one occasion
You should message me if
You feel like striking up a conversation. You want an outside perspective on something. Have something fun to do and would like some company.
The two of us