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My self-summary
Witch-King of Angmar in rhinestoned shorts and halter. Hot femme Roland Deschain. Pandora with panache. My mother was the Queen of Swords and my father was a mutant rat.

I like almost every academic subject, and I like to think I know a little (or a lot) about them all. Lately I've been spending more time getting into my body, and that practice has mostly been through circus arts. I like martial arts too, but I haven't been practicing since an injury put me out. I also like animals, but not as much as some people. I am still thinking of getting some rats. I wish I could keep alive houseplants. I am interested in "alternative" lifestyles.

I'm not into monogamy, so you shouldn't be either. Although we can be friends. I have an inclusive and fluid perspective on relationships. If you want to have fun, trade secrets, or explore, I'm a good bet.
What I’m doing with my life
Until recently my every waking moment was consumed on tour with a travelling circus. Now I'm still keeping that practice daily, but also reading books again and hustling like it's my job.
I’m really good at
I'm good at grasping nuance and abstract concepts. I'm good at debating. I'm bad at holding grudges, which I think means I'm good at shrugging things off. I'm good at seeing through people's bullshit. And dressing up. I'm good at balancing.
I'm good at being Genuine, because fuck fashion.
And, dancing enthusiastically: because genius is 99% perspiration.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass is hanging out those shorts; I'm actually presentable (in an inappropriate kind of way); my pretty ______; my jewelry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Demian, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dark Tower, Cat's Cradle, Master and Margarita, Siddhartha, Snow Crash, The Silmarillion, Violence and Belief in Late Antiquity, All About Love, Infinite Jest, Sex at Dawn, Imagined Communities, American Gods, The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle.

Movies: The Coconut Revolution, Lord of the Rings, Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog, Religulous, Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, all Cronenbergs, Black and White in Color, Yojimbo, Dead Man, Candyman, Brazil, They Live. Horror, scifi, samurai, gimme gimme.

TV: Sure sure, but let's talk about Caprica because I think it's the most underrated show ever.

Musik: I like a whole range of musical varieties. But realtalk - we're not gonna discuss music. For like, a long time.
Six things I could never do without
I have learned I can do without a lot of things, but here's a spurious list anyway:
Explorations of Horror
Emotional Intelligence
Sex/Sexy/Play & Pretend
Magic (ask me about it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about the real fear in horror films, about coping with trauma, astrology/parapsychology, interesting character interactions, quantum magic, about who first tried to eat this stuff??, about the Golden Ass, what gender means for orientation, about class warfare, about alternative and outsider education, whether I know myself, whether gods are real but maybe elusive, what names I like and don't like, how to form a politically conscious community, rats, mutants, places I'd like to go, and NOTHING ELSE.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday nights I'm either immersed in some fantasy of another world, or watching youtube videos of people performing the most amazing feats of balance and agililty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really like it when you play with my nipples. Not, like, immediately, but you'll know when.
You should message me if
If you are into alternative lifestyles, outcast communities, innovative approaches to life.

If you want to make a work date with me, for whatever project currently has you in its clutches.

If you like boys who are also girls.

If you want to explore New Orleans with me, especially places of horror.

I don't have A-List so stop Liking and message me.
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