29 Rockville, United States
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My self-summary
Comedy is my favorite thing in the world. I've been known to do stand-up, draw comics, and even do improv.

I've also been into partner dancing ever since I moved to the DMV three and a half years ago: mostly I dance blues, and it's a blast. I dance once or twice a week.

Staying in shape is important to me, both for my physical and mental well-being. My goal with lifting is to eventually compete in men's physique, a competition for the best beach body.

Traveling is something I'd like to do more of. Plans for a trip are in the works.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently doing marketing at a health and wellness company in Bethesda. I also have a Virginia license in massage therapy.
I’m really good at
-Getting people to laugh
-Anything strategy
-Internet hugs
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes--I have long eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite comics:
Bill Burr
Louis CK
Hannibal Burress
John Mulaney
Kristen Schaal
Tig Notaro
Jerry Seinfeld
Mitch Hedberg

Music: I like a lot of rock music, the occasional pop song, a lot of electronic music, anything I can Lindy Hop or blues dance to, and most things played on the piano.

Food: I love sushi, a good hot dog, and a good slice of pizza.
The six things I could never do without
1) A sense of humor
2) Gym membership
3) Learning
4) Netflix and Amazon Prime
5) A healthy dislike of Comcast
6) Essential vitamins and minerals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Personal growth
-How I can beat DC traffic
-How can I make that funny?...
On a typical Friday night I am
At improv class.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was younger, I got scared and couldn't sleep because of an episode of The Muppet Show.
You should message me if
-You love to laugh