50Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
So here's me: educated, employed, hair parted on the side not the middle, open minded, handsome, non-creepy, liberal, witty, interesting, funny, subversive but not cynical, independent but empathetic. I've been around the world and I've lived abroad. I tend to question authority. A lot.

But here's the thing:
Rightabout now, I just don't have the space in my life to start a serious dating situation. I have, however, met several decent women on this site, some of whom have been lovers, some have met my kids, some have met their soul mates, and recently I even attended the glorious wedding of an OKC friend from a few years back.

So what I'd like to find through OKCupid:
A local friend with whom I can share a laugh, a beer or coffee, a movie or a park or that show you like on Netflix, or whatever regular people do, in a low stress situation, without a lot of fuss or driving hither and yon.
Or a new friend in Philadelphia, because that seems to be where all my other friends are, and I'm there just about every weekend.

More about me:
I generally get along better with women than men because my interests do not include traditionally masculine things. I have ZERO interest in sports. But I am open to meeting anyone.
I used to be 100% Gallant, but I have learned to cherish my inner Goofus.
I am both City Mouse and Country Mouse, but I'm not so happy about suburbia, which is where I am. :-/

Bonus Point:
Google my username to learn of one of my greatest accomplishments.

Does this sound like something you can deal with?
Then send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Clicking refresh on OKCupid!
I’m really good at
I take a mighty fine selfie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pine fresh scent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Beatles
The Lord of The Rings, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Tomi Ungerer, Tintin, Mississippi John Hurt, Cowboy Junkies, Ann Magnuson, Grateful Dead, "Exile on Main St.", Amelie and other foreign films, Indian food, ice cream in a cone on a summer night.
Six things I could never do without
Try these instead: Six things I COULD live without

Hypnic Jerks
Other Jerks
Bert's scary eyebrow
Flowbee Mullets
Chaos Muppets (you know who you are!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... OKCupid questions, and how a lot of them (rollercoasters! sky diving! sex in a Portapotty! having more kids!) need Option D: Just thinking about it makes me need a nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
... face down in my neighbor's yard. Jk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was ten years old I ate a whole tube of Pringles and then vomited. Even today, the smell of Pringles makes me nauseous.
Six years later, a similar thing happened to me with bourbon.
You should message me if
Your breath doesn't smell like Pringles and bourbon.
The two of us