50Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
I am in a relationship with this lovely person:

I am here to meet interesting and educated people. I want to hear your stories over a beer or coffee. You wrote "life is too short" on your profile...? I agree! So don't worry about finding that elusive soul mate right now, let's meet somewhere and share a laugh and see where things go. If you like, we can each bring a friend and get a four top. I'll buy the first round.

Some stuff about me:
I am educated, employed, hair parted on the side not the middle, open minded, handsome, non-creepy, liberal, witty, interesting, funny, subversive but not cynical, independent but empathetic. I've been around the world and I've lived abroad. I tend to question authority. A lot.

But here's the thing:
It seems like most people on this site are seeking a traditional monogamous long term commitment. Not me. See above.

More about me:
I generally get along better with women than men because my interests do not include traditionally masculine things. I have ZERO interest in sports. But I am open to meeting anyone, female or male or anywhere else on the spectrum.
I used to be 100% Gallant, but I have learned to cherish my inner Goofus.
I am both City Mouse and Country Mouse, but I'm not so happy about suburbia, which is where I am. :-/

Bonus Point:
Google my username to learn of one of my greatest accomplishments.

Does this sound like something you can deal with?
Then send me a message!
What I’m doing with my life
Clicking refresh on OKCupid!
I’m really good at
I take a mighty fine selfie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pine fresh scent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Beatles
The Lord of The Rings, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Tomi Ungerer, Tintin, Mississippi John Hurt, Cowboy Junkies, Ann Magnuson, Grateful Dead, "Exile on Main St.", Amelie and other foreign films, Indian food, ice cream in a cone on a summer night.
Six things I could never do without
Six things I COULD live without

Hypnic Jerks
Other Jerks
Bert's scary eyebrow
Flowbee Mullets
Chaos Muppets (you know who you are!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
... OKCupid questions, and how a lot of them (rollercoasters! sky diving! sex in a Portapotty! having more kids!) need Option D: Just thinking about it makes me need a nap.
On a typical Friday night I am
... face down in my neighbor's yard. Jk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was ten years old I ate a whole tube of Pringles and then vomited. Even today, the smell of Pringles makes me nauseous.
Six years later, a similar thing happened to me with bourbon.
You should message me if
Your breath doesn't smell like Pringles and bourbon.
The two of us