55 Peoria, United States
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My self-summary

Help! I fear I'm one of those "crack people", as in "falling through the...". Please, save me from the crack! I am a low-mileage woman seeking a man who practices impeccable oral hygiene (Floss and I'm yours!). I am emotionally stable, hopelessly normal and non-flakey. I have fun every day, and am equally at ease dressed for dinner and symphony as I am playing poker in your pajamas. I am seeking someone with whom to enjoy some of life's pleasures. I want to hold hands; I want to slow dance. I want to make out, dammit! Let's make each other smile. I adore men and want to spend some time with one before I'm too feeble to remember who gets tied up! I am a woman who revels in her femininity. I love to look glamorous and sexy for a man. I like to change my look to suit my mood. I am a box of chocolates with nice stems.

I am nerdy, decisive, and sane
What I’m doing with my life
Working, practicing, a lot of goofing off... but to be serious, I am gainfully employed and love what I do almost every minute of the day; that is, I avoid unpleasantness whenever possible - I am truly drama-free. I am keen on attaining absolute physical perfection but in the meantime I will settle for this absolutely average and somewhat lush physique.
I’m really good at
Conversation, drawing, laundry, cooking. I have an uncanny and extremely useless talent for mimicking people's laughs and walks... seriously, you should see my "Peggy"... and my "Clayton" is beyond compare. I am a socially adept person, but I also cherish my solitude. I have my own identity, opinions and cash flow... and a dazzling assortment of high heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of a goiter. And my deep dark brown eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dictionaries, encyclopedias, reference manuals, Books about books, words, language. I'm slightly addicted to Portnoy's Complaint and this ragged Italian cookbook I bought for a dime.

I like movies but I never find the time - I just saw To Kill a Mockingbird and fell madly in love with Gregory Peck.

I love Indian food, Pakistani food, Barbecue, Greek food and Cap'n Crunch Peanut Butter Cereal. Really, I'll eat almost anything besides a beet.
The six things I could never do without
My computer, my pets... dental floss, reddit, The Daily Show, books.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Yeah... but do they know how to kiss...?"

Oh a serious note, I have been ruminating for some time about a line from The Bhagavad Gita - "Want is the father of all misery." I'd love to discuss this theory while drinking dirty martinis with someone who smells really nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or out seeing a (preferably) Blues band, or at home reading/goofing off at my computer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have one rogue toenail that I have to whip into submission.
You should message me if
I like unique, offbeat, sensitive, smart, kind and complex men who possess a healthy ego and know their own minds. Tell me about your best quality, what makes you laugh, a guilty pleasure.
I'm really not looks oriented. That said, I do not underestimate the importance of 'chemistry'. Do you have a lovely smile and nicely cared-for hands? Do you like simmering extended eye contact? I would love to meet someone with whom I can share true intimacy.

If you're a deep-thinker with a penchant for genuinely soulful, silly, deliriously passionate and somewhat intellectual women, please seek my attention. Thanks so much for reading my long profile, I hope it was worth it :)