At some point, one just accepts that the dating pool after 40 is a stagnant pond with a bloated animal carcass floating in it alongside a half submerged shopping cart from Giant and that the best we can all hope for is that our beloved pets don't eat us once we die alone.
I usually put a lot of effort into making my profile show what a special little snowflake I am, but I'm on summer vacation so I just don't have the energy for that...
...I'm too busy binge watching Orange is the New Black and drinking gallons of iced coffee while planning my day around not having to put on pants.
If you don't get that I'm just being ridiculous at the moment and think, "Goodness she's so angry/bitter/etc!" then you may want to check your humor settings. Restart yourself and see if that helps. You're welcome.
During the school year I teach kids to read gooder, drive around my artcar, thrift shop for things I don't need, accumulate more books, cook when I need to, and try to have a life outside of teaching.
...and irreverent, easily amused, indoorsy, inquisitive, and cautiously optimistic.
I'm a niche market and I'm totally fine with that. Not everyone goes for tall outspoken dorky white chicks.
bacon and/or chocolate
Celtic music, The Pogues, The Smiths, and Kate Rusby
Next summer's trip to Scotland
Why so many people on here have a profile picture of themselves at Machu Picchu.
I have an evil twin on here.
...you love ellipses and the oxford comma as much as I do.