Seriously, though, some favorites.
Books: The Kalevala, Beowulf, Wuthering Heights, the Mabinogion, Morvern Callar, Waiting for Godot, the Exeter Book, all of Shakespeare's histories.
Movies: Harold and Maude, Stranger than Fiction, The Future, Being John Malkovich, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Napoleon Dynamite, Where the Wild Things Are, What About Bob, Howl's Moving Castle, and anything by Wes Anderson.
Shows: Legends of the Hidden Temple, Game of Thrones, Flight of the Conchords, The Mighty Boosh, Top Gear, QI, The Joy of Painting.
Music: Pulp, Morrisey and The Smiths, Wintersun, Tom Waits, Equilibrium, Ensiferum, Royksopp, the Decemberists, Moonsorrow, David Bowie, the Talking Heads.
You can do it with correct grammar.
You want to send me a 1,000 word message about how we were arch enemies in a past life.
You're the same kind of bad as me.